Bo' Rai Cho [MKX]: Prince of F-IRA!

A Story by Abishai100

An offbeat warrior in Outworld champions a human religious pluralism cause during the Mortal Kombat tourney and hopes to find true dash.

A democracy-ode to a terrific if eccentric Mortal Kombat avatar, the chubby Bo' Rai Cho, a character who lends himself to some rather 'divine' storytelling, no? Enjoy (and thanks for reading),

----

====

The Coronavirus tribulation had swept across the great Earth, and a mighty Outworld warrior named Bo' Rai Cho, a chubby prince, hoped to champion some human civilization crusade/cause in the mighty Mortal Kombat fighting tournaments to honor humanity's resilience in the face of tribulation, to celebrate the creativity behind survival!

BO' RAI CHO: I shall portray/present myself in Mortal Kombat as an advocate of Irish Catholic liberty on Earth!

Bo decided to use his meditation and fighting skills to harness his mental focus to study/analyze the troubles in Northern Ireland that wedged Catholics and Protestants apart in Belfast, where the Irish lived as a minority under the British majority population after Ireland was partitioned, because of centuries of settlement patterns, despite the ironic fact that all of Ireland was once completely/mostly Irish! Bo' Rai Cho decided to honor the Irish Catholic imagination for self-sustained liberty in the United Kingdom by fighting in the Mortal Kombat tournaments as their unofficial 'champion' and trained to be an excellent diplomat for humanity. Bo decided to fight in the tournament on Outworld as a diplomat of the peace-crusading 'self-invented' organization known as the Foreign Irish Republican Army (F-IRA), an acronym signifying the honor of courageous charities.

BO' RAI CHO: Outworld is full of warriors of Mortal Kombat who'd respect this terrifying Catholic-Protestant rift in Belfast.

Bo brought with him to Outworld a handful of his chubby prince gems/diamonds from various journeys across the known universe, as a gift to a potential female-warrior of Mortal Kombat who'd agree to become his wife and help him champion the cause of healing between Catholics and Protestants on Earth (in the United Kingdom!), so religious divisions didn't create violence and inequalities and distrust but rather love and coexistence.

He also brought with him an enchanting Catholic painting-artwork of an angel-messenger of the Irish peoples who brought the imagination of peace and coexistence with brothers-sisters of Protestant Belfast.

Bo' Rai Cho consulted with the master-god of the Mortal Kombat fighting tournaments in Outworld, the god-of-lightning known as Raiden and told him he'd be fighting to champion this healing crusade between Catholics and Protestants, comprising the two dominant groups of the Christian world community on Earth. Raiden was very impressed but was worried about Bo the chubby eccentric Humpty-Dumpty rich prince, since Bo' Rai Cho also claimed he'd be searching for an Outworld female-warrior from the Mortal Kombat tournaments to become his wife-queen and complement his religious pluralism diplomacy on Earth with him!

RAIDEN: To prove your valor and devotions to humanity, you must present yourself as a masterful fighting warrior!

BO: I intend to do my very best for Outworld and for Earth, Lord Raiden.

RAIDEN: There's much evidence you've already begun to do so, advancing nicely through the early tourney-ladders.

Bo even defeated the hideous monster-warrior Leatherface, a chainsaw-wielding cannibal in the SemiFinals of the Mortal Kombat tournament, all the while hoisting his Irish democracy flag for the championing of the pluralism crusade in the United Kingdom on Earth. Everyone was impressed when Leatherface ultimately conceded defeat at the hands of the chubby prince-warrior who outshined him using some nifty jug-throwing and acid-spraying at his feet and even some somersault tripping combined with 1-2 punches to the chest, evading Leatherface's dark chainsaw rotations before his very eyes.

BO: I've brought great honors onto myself and for my Irish democracy cause on Earth and shall now court a female-warrior!

RAIDEN: I regret to inform you Bo that while you've become victorious, the female-warriors have refused your courtship!

BO: Why, Lord Raiden?

RAIDEN: To put it gently, my good chubby prince-warrior of Mortal Kombat, your jug-throwing is somewhat clumsy in looks.

BO: Well, I shall concede such a refusal but remain honored at the courtship acknowledgement for my Irish democracy talk.

RAIDEN: That's excellent!

BO: All's fair in love and destiny, Lord Raiden.

RAIDEN: Depart with honor and take your Kombat trophy to your Irish Catholic friends on Earth.

BO: Thanks...very much!

Bo' Rai Cho presented his combat trophy to the Irish Catholic peoples of the United Kingdom (Belfast) who in turn presented him with a thankful painting of a pot of Irish-luck gold. Bo told them that he'd failed to bring to Earth with him a diplomat-queen to celebrate this moment of democracy optimism, but they nevertheless found him a great messenger of peace!

BO: Unfortunately, I've proven myself to be a warrior of causes but ultimately had to compete with the women I courted!

RAIDEN: What did that prove to you, great Bo' Rai Cho?

BO: Some men/warriors are destined to be courting showmen...not romance masters.

RAIDEN: So...you've learned the small measure of the honor of simple humility.

Bo' Rai Cho, the valiant chubby prince-warrior of Outworld, was buried in a cemetery in Ireland, but he failed to ever find a romantic wife to marry. Nevertheless, his Irish Catholic friends/priests wrote on his epitaph, "A good friend to the human cause of religious pluralism...and human distances."