Emerald Magician: UK Democracy

A wily intelligence-agent visits the UK for a special political presentation on potential shared 'magic' as a cure to Catholic-Protestant depression!

A fairy-tale rendition of modern UK pluralism-politics, in honor of the upcoming 20th Anniversary of 9/11, inspired by the film Patriot Games. God bless (and thanks for reading!), 

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Northern Ireland (Belfast) is troubled by the schisms between the two largest denominations of the world Christian community --- Protestantism and Catholicism. You see, Ireland achieved independence from the British Empire in the early 20th Century, but Northern Ireland (Belfast) remained part of the United Kingdom because of the British Protestant majority living there as descendants of colonial settlers in Catholic Ireland, making the Irish Catholic population in Belfast a struggling minority. Today, various factions of the Irish Republican Army (IRA) engage in guerrilla tactics in Northern Ireland to push for more socioeconomic equality and employment opportunities for the under-represented Irish Catholic minority in Belfast as Sinn Fein, the legal/political 'branch' of the IRA (and its various factions) attempts Catholic-Protestant pluralism negotiations in UK parliament, making Belfast a 'hotbed' of new era pluralism politics. This is the condition of our special fable here and it's set in Belfast.

UK PRESS: The monarchy of the grand United Kingdom is resolved to preserve its territories in Protestant-majority Belfast.

Now you may (or may not!) know that Catholicism and Protestantism are two very different denominations of the world Christian community but comprise the two largest and most dominant denominations of Christianity. As Christianity has 'evolved' and spread across the world, Catholicism and Protestantism have remained differentiated and mostly ideologically divided, but nowhere is this separation of 'rhetoric' more dangerous or symbolic than in the modern United Kingdom (Northern Ireland).

UK GAZETTE: We uphold the heritage and Shakespearean traditions behind folklore surrounding our sacred English monarchs.

Meanwhile, street-rebels of Irish Catholic groups in Belfast (Northern Ireland) are 'normally' recruited as urban 'self-proclaimed vigilantes' and are often labeled as criminalized terrorists by the British governors. These IRA volunteers may be men or women and urge Sinn Fein and Parliament to address the economic policies that cater to unemployment neglect devastating the Irish Catholic minority population who still live in Belfast (Northern Ireland). Sinn Fein argues that one of the reasons that 'pro-republican' IRA members urge for the unification of all Catholics in the UK area, stretching from Dublin (Ireland) to Belfast (Northern Ireland), so as to create more inter-religious community compatibilities perhaps more conducive to solely commerce-based Catholic-Protestant bridges to peace (and sovereignty).

A new recruit of a special secret world organization called the Foreign Irish Republican Army (F-IRA) named Amlan Satan (code-name: Storm-Shadow) is brought into the troubled UK with its divided Catholic-Protestant communities to create a special political strategy for Parliamentary discussions. You see, Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) is a blood-diamond terrorism-financing infiltration-agent and subversion specialist with Interpol-relations with skills in both intelligence and guerilla intelligence, working to cease rogue terrorism-financing from Africa/Europe that resource rogue terrorists destroying talks about IRA through Sinn Fein in British Parliament. You see, Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) will present a special 'case' to the English monarchy during his intelligence-diplomacy visit to the UK under Sinn Fein and F-IRA auspices.

STORM-SHADOW (Amlan Satan): The Foreign Irish Republican Army recruits Catholics worldwide who aren't certainly Irish!

Storm-Shadow presents his case to the Prince William, the Queen, and Princess Middleton under the chaperone of Gerry Adams, leader of Sinn Fein at a special televised meeting in Northern Ireland during which he shows his special audience photos of the celebrated British Crown Jewels. After showing the Crown Jewels photos and then paintings of the Crown Jewels, Storm-Shadow procures a special giant toy green Irish emerald, sitting on a brass-stand, and claims it's real. When asked why the 'toy' should be considered real, he explains it's a replica of a real valuable emerald he had to transplant for Interpol-relations as a terrorism-finance subversion agent in North America (Boston!) and therefore symbolizes the real work of the F-IRA (Foreign Irish Republican Army) in subverting rogue terrorism and terrorism-financing destroying trust systems between Catholics and Protestants in the UK (Northern Ireland). He tells his special UK audience that his green Irish toy emerald is nicknamed Peter Pan!

MONARCHY: What's your point with this 'Peter Pan' magic talk, Mr. Shadow?

STORM-SHADOW: My goal is to celebrate unified interests among Catholics and Protestants!

MONARCHY: Concerning?
STORM-SHADOW: A unified human interest in celebrating the basic joys of shared diplomacy!

MONARCHY: Concerning?

STORM-SHADOW: The cessation of the need/demand/supply of rogue terrorism-financing!

MONARCHY: Such a 'diplomacy' would surely bring a cheering smile on the face of everyone in the Kingdom.

STORM-SHADOW: That's the message in this televised United Kingdom media theater!

SINN FEIN: Reports of British military-vehicles driving into Irish sports-stadiums to punish rebellions reflect 'angst' folklore.

STORM-SHADOW: Let's imagine a Catholic-Protestant community in Northern Ireland celebrating the 'diamonds' of Peter Pan!

UK PRESS: Can politics today, with Catholic-Protestant divisions, really be resolved with commercial life magic?

STORM-SHADOW (F-IRA): The 'magic' of modern pluralism politics in Northern Ireland is the theater of media.

What will the future hold for the Irish Catholics and British Protestants of Belfast (Northern Ireland) who seek to make the United Kingdom (UK) a place for great pluralism politics and shared community magic? Will the lore of Peter Pan reflect a timeless Shakespearean/English celebration of the sheer human joy of socialized dots?

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