Celtics Love-Story

A pluralism-portrait of the modern inter-religious globalization rhetoric engaged by modern actors working with real-life distances.

An homage to the pluralism-advocacy of modern American groups such as NORAID for this 20th Anniversary year of 9/11. Hope you like it (and thanks for reading!), 

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Boston is where Amlan Satan (code-name: Shadow) works as a blood-diamond terrorism-financing infiltration-agent and subversionist with Interpol-relations, working to cut off smuggled terrorism-financing gems into North America channeling into rogue IRA sympathizer groups and rogue/ex-IRA terrorists in the United Kingdom. Blood-diamond terrorism-financing is resourcing un-commissioned violent terrorists from disrupting negotiations between 'normal' or standard IRA groups and Sinn Fein and British Parliament in the UK to forge important Catholic-Protestant socioeconomic and coexistence coops in Northern Ireland. Amlan Satan (code-name: Shadow) is a guerrilla-intelligence expert and diamond-thief who's been destabilizing corrupt Euro-capitalism baron spheres in North America and specifically Boston so Catholic populations residing in Boston can't link up to rogue terrorist groups in the UK.

SATAN/SHADOW: The anti-terrorism work we do in Boston with Catholic advocacy groups is vital for modern UK diplomacy!

As the blood-diamond thief and infiltration-agent with Interpol-relations known as the Shadow, Satan (Amlan) has the uncanny ability to move into bank safe-box areas costumed as a thespian/maudlin journalist seeking safe-box security photos while performing covert acid-gun substitutions of terrorism-financing blood-diamonds with toy-gems he leaves behind for media messages about these corrupt terrorism-financing Euro-capitalism barons using underworld financing to create rogue un-commissioned politics detrimental to Catholic-Protestant negotiations in Northern Ireland (UK).

SATAN/SHADOW: We've formed an ad-hoc loose-lipped Boston group called the Foreign Irish Republican Army (F-IRA)!

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption today threatens the entire world diamond-exchange and makes terrorism-woes.

Now, Amlan is an Ivy League scholar and has roots in Algeria/India and studied the independence/revolution politics during the Indian and Algerian resistance against British/French colonial rule! He appreciates the serious works coming out of the modern civilization labors regarding inter-cultural/religious coexistence, reflective of the problems in Northern Ireland between the Irish Catholic minority population and the British Protestant majority population (descended from generations of colonial settlers who've formed a sort of 'socioeconomic elite-class' in the UK and led to unemployment problems for minorities!).

SATAN/SHADOW: The "F-IRA" (Foreign Irish Republican Army) utilizes the 'aesthetic sequins' of world democracy for dialogue!

The F-IRA works alongside, among other groups, Sinn Fein in the UK, NORAID in Boston, and A Better Chance in Boston. These groups are committed to modern pluralism-democracy ideals conducive to, among other things, sociocultural pluralism/integration in major schools such as Harvard and Oxford.

NORAID in Boston is a proud organization composed of Irish-Catholics in North America working to provide political and media advocacy to groups like Sinn Fein in the UK who seek cessation or rogue terrorism and terrorism-financing with blood-diamonds creating retaliation brute-force works from the British police-military stationed in Belfast. NORAID is a pluralism-advocacy group hoping for improved socioeconomic lifestyle conditions for their Irish-Catholic brethren in Belfast, so unemployment woes don't continue to fuel dangerous rogue terrorism-concerns in the United Kingdom.

SATAN/SHADOW: As the 'commander/president' of the F-IRA, I have to distribute media images of the need for social sanity!

Amlan's recent novel about the Troubles in Northern Ireland won the Pulitzer Prize, and he's happy to use such media-laurels to promote more NORAID and Sinn Fein sponsorship in Europe and North America. This is the sort of work that defines modern pluralism democracy and inter-cultural/religious advocacy in this 20th Anniversary year of 9/11, when anti-capitalism terrorists destroyed the commerce-symbolic World Trade Center in NYC!

SATAN/SHADOW: One key bridge of commerce-based peace the F-IRA examines is Dublin-Belfast consumerism traffic!

Now, there's a strong multicultural Catholic base in Boston, Massachusetts (USA) today. That's why groups like NORAID and Sinn Fein find positive democratic support for their pluralism platforms in the modern United Kingdom. Catholic groups in modern Boston reflect a serious Western investment in capitalism-reforms that address more serious Catholic-Protestant coops in the UK and around the world, making Boston a sort of capitalism-diadem among these Catholic organizations.

SATAN/SHADOW: The F-IRA is now building a consumerism marketing bridge between Dublin-Belfast cable-TV audiences.

SATAN/SHADOW: We market American Hollywood/celebrity appeal of TV-friendly organizations (e.g., Celtics) in the UK.

Satan and his wife Shelbye attend regular Catholic Sunday Mass at the local Catholic church in Boston (USA) and also happen to be huge Boston Celtics fans. The Celtics feature the iconic Irish Catholic 'shamrock/clover-leaf' team logo/symbol as a reflection of their fanfare over Catholic culture/colors.

F-IRA: If Catholic and Protestant kids in Belfast today have cable-TV access to Boston Celtics games, there's social value.

Amlan takes his wife Shelbye to a Boston Celtics game that year and notices an iconic Hollywood celebrity who's shown up to cheer the iconic Celtics basketball team in Boston, Massachusetts. This celebrity happens to be a Protestant by faith too!

Satan's ex-wife Natasha happens to be a Boston Celtics cheerleader and company office personnel worker and notices her during the game and take snapshots of her during her cheering. His wife Shelbye gets upset and decides to move up in the seat-rows and sits beside her old college boyfriend who has a spare seat next to him by the front-court line, while Amlan was taking photos of Natasha.

SATAN: My wife Shelbye's sitting in the front-row now with her college boyfriend during this Celtics-Sixers game!

NATASHA: Dear, you shouldn't have been taking multiple iPhone-shots of me cheering on the court with her next to you!

SATAN: Jesus, I got swept up in all the emotion/passion of the game, darling.

NATASHA: Make nice, Satan; enjoy the spirit of the Celtics tonight.

Satan notices his own college girlfriend in the fan-section of that Celtics-Sixers game that night as well. She's cheering in a colored green Celtics shirt, which makes him notice that he's been thinking too much about his past and not meditating on the current life he has with his wife Shelbye.

SHELBYE: If I see Amlan taking more photos of his ex-gals at this Celtics game, I'm questioning his commitment to NORAID.

Amlan Satan decides to flip-his-script and gets a packet of chicken-sandwiches and fries from the Celtics stadium food-concession area and gifts it to Shelbye and her college ex-boyfriend who're still sitting in the front-row by courtside. He whispers into Shelbye's ear, "I forgot about you, Shelbye, while I'm thinking about the Celtics."

Now, Shelbye happens to be a graphic comic book artist and decides to forgive Amlan Satan and pens a series of colorful Irish-Catholic advocacy adapted inter-religious coop-themed comics for the Boston Herald and writes in the caption, "I think Satan's been thinking a lot about the 'diamonds' of modern Catholic-Protestant dreams."

This is a story of negotiating the various 'aspects' or 'arms' of pluralism-advocacy in today's rapidly changing complex world of multicultural/multireligious traffic which really puts people to the proverbial 'wall' of human life dreams. Can Catholic-Protestant coops advocated by modern liberal/idealistic organizations and individuals around the world (e.g., Satan/F-IRA) create the right stuff for life-romance in troubled places like the modern United Kingdom in this 20th Anniversary of 9/11? Can we find the right 'diamonds' for love-stories...and detours?

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)