Northern Ireland Adult Theater

An homage to the magic of capitalism, set in the environment of socially-troubled civilization areas such as Belfast!

An adult-capitalism idealism vignette inspired by the jarring film Wonderland (Val Kilmer). Signing off, 

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Hollywood Boulevard is where two Algerian-American twins (the Satan brothers --- Amlan/Ajay) were doing blood-diamond traffic infiltration. These conflict-zone gems from Africa is used to finance underworld crimes, and it's stretched to the troubled city of Belfast (Northern Ireland) where inter-religious conflicts between Irish-Catholics and British-Protestants arising from socioeconomic disparities and affirmative-action mismanagement is being complicated by these new blood-diamond related underworld non-political crimes! The Satan brothers, working in Hollywood Boulevard with Interpol-relations for blood-diamond interceptions decided to take stock of their comfy lives in sunset America.

When the Satan brothers got to Belfast (Northern Ireland), the first thing they noted was the guerrilla-anarchy in the streets created by rogue or standard factions of the Irish Republican Army (IRA) and the reactionary aggressive self-recruited British street-gang known as the Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF).

AMLAN SATAN: We'll make an adult-entertainment theater company in Belfast to offer art-therapy!

AJAY SATAN: It's a fact that adult-cinema distracts the angst-ridden adult male from violence end unemployment woes.

The Satan brothers recruited a slick Italian adult-media artist/film-maker and together formed a trio of adult-media in Northern Ireland, to create online adult-entertainment accessible for Catholics and Protestants alike. The trio formed the adult Northern Ireland theater company called Rascal, and it became quite the rage in the United Kingdom.

AMLAN SATAN: We'll use a refurbished supermarket area in Belfast to sell digital copied versions of the cyber-media!

AJAY SATAN: The profits can be shared and distributed among the community and even recycled for efficiency.

BELFAST GAZETTE: Will the British police-military of Belfast ironically find this inter-religious adult-company wise?

CRITIC: This adult company in Northern Ireland called Rascal has provided something timeless to Belfast --- Western honey.

AMLAN SATAN: We believe our on-production sets and creation process is quite hygienic and sane, offering proper views.

It's true. In fact, none of the production-set images posted online for cyber-investors of Rascal never ever included graphic or X/X/X imagery requiring discussion about modern era censorship, so inter-religious consumerism dialogue in democratic Northern Ireland would continue regarding this inventive new form of adult theater capitalism in troubled United Kingdom!

CRITIC: There's a new splash of blithe idealism set in the environment of inter-religious hell in Belfast suddenly.

Rascal crew would travel to exotic locations or sometimes to normal locations all over Northern Ireland but all-the-while seeking basic/standard images of marketable adult-entertainment accessible to both Protestants and Catholics in the emerged UK cyber-universe. This was advanced consumerism with a political 'edge' for modern democratic chatter online.

AJAY SATAN: What we offer is a socialized 'cure' to the daily images of hell in inter-religious troubled Northern Ireland.

BELFAST GAZETTE: It seems to the great fans of Rascal that this cyber-venture will inspire new forms of 'toy' talk.

AMLAN SATAN: Hey, Belfasteers can still walk into normal media-hubs like bookstores and find 'traditional' folk-stories!

The Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF), composed of aggressive/conservative British-Protestant aristocracy young adults weren't fond of this Rascal underground popularity and assigned its uniformed members to track the characters/managers of the media-company and lured them to the mansion of a dangerous Euro-baron of blood-diamonds named Norm Rolf who'd see if the UVF were accurate about the frail foolishness of Rascal.

NORM ROLF: I'm glad you three members of Rascal made it to my Belfast mansion; I want to show you my blood-diamonds!

NORM ROLF: Do you have something to show me in exchange for blood-diamond relief in Belfast?
AJAY SATAN: We've brought comic book stick-figure doodles made by Catholic/Protestant kids!

NORM ROLF: For what?
AJAY SATAN: These are for a Rascal website meant to show Belfasteers that blood-diamonds crimes aren't shadows.

NORM ROLF: Sounds...Christian...uplifting...veiling.

AJAY SATAN: Let's make a peace-pact for street traffic, sir.

NORM ROLF: Alright; I like these child stick-figure doodles...I'll even buy this Hobgoblin doodle for $1K.

AJAY SATAN: Very cool, sir.

BELFAST GAZETTE: It seems these clever musketeers of Rascal offer Belfast a form of entertainment-veiling for depression.

CRITIC: I'd compare the Satan brothers of Rascal to Sacco and Vanzetti, were they not so darn clever with marketing legally!

AMLAN SATAN: All we care about is the marketing of vitality-goods to Catholics/Protestants in Northern Ireland for life.

NORM ROLF: Hey, if this floats commercially, I won't send my volunteer-boys to warn them about anything.

HOLLYWOOD MAGAZINE: There's a strange underground buzz in Northern Ireland, catching attention of American artists.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)