Recruited Violence

A Story by Abishai100

A graphic diorama of the intensive inter-religious guerrilla-diagonals created by 'recruited violence' in the United Kingdom --- for dunes.

A much more radical approach to UK inter-religious storytelling/folklore, inspired by The Treaty. Hope you like it (and thanks for reading),

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Belfast (Northern Ireland) is plagued by inter-religious conflict, violence from guerrillas and retaliatory British police-military force. Socioeconomic disparities between Irish-Catholics and British-Protestants has bred forms of social mistrust in Northern Ireland, requiring Sinn Fein negotiations with UK Parliament, while new and rogue factions of the Irish Republican Army (IRA) pop up everyday.

On this 20th-anniversary year of 9/11, we think about commerce-peace destabilization as it was illuminated with the destruction of the World Trade Center in NYC. Meanwhile, inter-religious schisms between the two dominant denominations of the world Christian community, Catholicism and Protestantism, suggest that Western civilization itself is not handling its own problems! Therefore, the IRA recruits a new team of foreigners, radical guerrillas to fly in on Aer Lingus and perform a new and inventive guerrilla campaign in Northern Ireland designed to compel Parliament to create more socioeconomic reforms in Belfast so unemployment rates among the under-represented Irish-Catholic minority population doesn't continue to breed frustration-and-hunger oriented urban crime.

This 'foreign force' recruited by the Belfast IRA (B-IRA) is called the Foreign Irish Republican Army (F-IRA). They're versed in Eamon de Valera's seminal work India and Ireland, about parallels between the Quit India movement against British rule and the Irish resistance to British rule, so the foreign recruits may absorb integral ideas about what would comprise the ideological mission-statement of their transit to Northern Ireland, which otherwise is not their homeland for which they wage this guerrilla mission/crusade! The Foreign Irish Republican Army (F-IRA) are quickly trained to become 'scholars' of this Belfast briefcase.

F-IRA: Many of us may not be Irish, but we're Catholic sympathizers of serious inter-religious reforms in Belfast.

F-IRA: We're versed in the news-images of Irish Republican Army funerals in Belfast signifying mourning of mission failures.

F-IRA: We're versed in Ireland's past and first uniformed retaliation gangs established by government to destroy resistance.

All the recruits of the Foreign Irish Republican Army (F-IRA) are required to wear special insignia-silver rings which help them identify themselves to each other while wandering around in guerilla-gear or pedestrian/consumer disguises and gloves. These silver-rings join/unite F-IRA in this ideological pure war on status-quo governance.

The recruits are both men and women and wield concealed water-guns filled with acid (to shoot at British police-military vehicle tires), grenades (to throw into closed Belfast pubs which cater to off-duty British police), and switchblades (to cut the throats of British military idling near or inside alleys late at night. The recruits of the Foreign Irish Republican Army (F-IRA) are meant to give the appearance of raw resistance to British police-military security/controls.

"With absolute conviction to the cause of guerrilla destabilization of all British police-military sustainability, we mean to simply weak havoc on the postal systems, military barracks, after-hours closed Protestant pubs, and even parks where policemen roam so the Parliament is certain (without doubt!) that the Foreign Irish Republican Army (F-IRA) is recruited to deliver home the message that more and more 'human beings' are not in compliance with status-quo governance by the British-Protestant majority ruled government in Northern Ireland today; therefore, this 'recruited violence' is a sign that F-IRA is a signpost for direct guerrilla actions taken to martyrize the minority and completely unnerve the governing majority."

More recruits of the Foreign Irish Republican Army (F-IRA) are brought into Belfast (Northern Ireland) and pose as nurses and taxi-drivers and post-office workers and milk-men/women and even fashion-models in regular Coronavirus masks and simply walk into police or military barracks/stations wielding explosives designed to create mayhem news-reports about everyday people destabilizing the secure feeling on this 20th-anniversary year of 9/11 that inter-religious divisions within the Western world (Catholics-Protestants) will not go unnoticed in favor of Israel-Palestine; therefore, F-IRA recruits/guerrillas are certainly masked agents of relentless beautiful depression!

F-IRA: We're creating the idea that British status-quo military governance will not protect Catholic-Protestant schools.

SINN FEIN: We're determining who recruited the Foreign Irish Republican Army and how past teams are streamlined.

UK MAGAZINE: We're arming all British police now with assault-rifles and electric-sticks for riot-control.

F-IRA: We're distributing free water-bottles filled with beer for Catholic and Protestant kids in Belfast.

PARLIAMENT: We'll not be demonized by inventive forms of guerrilla-warfare in modern times.

F-IRA: Well, it seems Parliament was too confident as we blew up government trucks after removing the drivers.

SINN FEIN: We truly hope the Foreign Irish Republican Army creates dialogue about firefly-peace and not endless wrath!

P-IRA (Provisional Irish Republican Army): We won't offer support those not seeking inter-religious talks with Sinn Fein.

UK MAGAZINE: The street-riots induced by the Foreign Irish Republican Army suggest Parliament-talks are now mandatory.

F-IRA: We'll not desist until historic images of kids marching along by British police-military are simply obsolete.

BRITISH PM: We announce the unconditional cease-fire and certain continuing reform-talks in Parliament with Sinn Fein.

F-IRA: We concede this cease-fire and reform-talk Parliament initiative signifies the intention to end history of ruin.

BELFAST GAZETTE: We're dreaming simply of a lit up Christmas this season as we commemorate 9/11 with Americans.

F-IRA: If more Catholic-Protestant youngsters/kids are unavoidable casualties, we'll return to destroy British communications!

As the Northern Ireland journalists reported on this strange diagonal crusade of the Foreign Irish Republican Army (F-IRA), it was more and more clear that Sinn Fein and Parliament were in a greater position to create certain negotiations and talks between Catholics and Protestants regarding socioeconomic improvements designed to make everyday life in Northern Ireland much more energy-efficient.

BELFAST RESIDENT: We're simply grateful for how and what moved Sinn Fein to a greater negotiation-position in Parliament.

UK MAGAZINE: The history of negotiations between Catholics and Protestants reflects the majesty of the United Kingdom.

F-IRA: We return home as visitors/strangers from a 'different world' with an aesthetic focus on the origins of our passions.

While F-IRA members were from all around the world, those who're grateful for what they managed to accomplish through media/guerrilla action canonized them in modern street comics/artworks depicting these foreigners as underground missionaries of special United Kingdom governance folklore.

F-IRA: How could we've let British police continue to revel in drink while Parliament ignored Catholic-Protestant depression?

SINN FEIN: We're pleased to announce a meeting between Catholic-Protestant figureheads regarding commerce-bridges between Dublin (Ireland) and Belfast (Northern Ireland) which'll promote advanced modern media dialogue regarding inter-religious cooperation in capitalism organization in the United Kingdom in this 20th-anniversary year of 9/11.