Boogie Nights: Brussels

A Story by Abishai100

A wild and grand diorama about the underground entertainment market, blood-diamond intrigue, and guerrilla-politics linked to real inter-religious dreams.

A grand opus-homage to the modern marvel-cinema Boogie Nights. Happy 9/11 anniversary (and stay safe!),

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Brussels (Belgium) is a nice place to visit in Europe, but it's also where blood-diamond smuggling is stretching into Northern Ireland (United Kingdom), complicating the underground and creating piracy ambitions among the wealthy Protestant and unemployed Catholic youngsters in Belfast, creating stranger tensions in the already IRA-UVF strained relations negotiated by Sinn Fein and Parliament for improved inter-religious securities/relations. Brussels (Belgium) has therefore become something of a Babylon-magnet.

Don't get us wrong. The party scene and nightclubs in Brussels are really something to behold. The night-life is nothing that can be rivaled unequivocally by some prominent and more pronouncedly capitalist cities around the modern globe including Paris and Sydney. In fact, the Brussels night-club scene(s) serve the inspiration for our tale of 'boogie nights' and the Foreign Irish Republican Army (FIRA), diamond-thieves, and the underground adult-entertainment industry (cyber).

The head of FIRA is Amlan Satan (code-name: Storm-Shadow) who's also the executive of the Brussels underground adult entertainment company called Cyber-Human (CH). CH has become as popular as FIRA arguably, and it's all thanks to the managerial shrewdness of Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) who's rumored to have Interpol-relations and is negotiating a blood-diamond heist from a Belgian bank owned by a corrupt Euro-baron. Satan (Storm-Shadow) is the protagonist of this Euro-fable.

CRITIC: The adult-media industry has a role in the modern cyber-climate, but now blood-diamonds are funding magazines.

SATAN: I get around Brussels and make my underground ties in my vintage-retro White Saab automobile (Swedish).

Cyber-Human (CH) has become very popular in the underground media world, and it's funding modern FIRA work regarding inter-religious reforms in Belfast as well as blood-diamond infiltration/cleanups in Northern Ireland (United Kingdom). Satan (Storm-Shadow) has managed to coordinate adult-entertainment to Parliament politics financing in the UK. The production-sets of CH (Cyber-Human) are quite professional and are in Satan's personal Brussels mansion, the Estate.

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption threatens the entire world diamond-exchange!

Satan's not alone in this CH/FIRA endeavor, since he also works alongside his Interpol-relations pal Chucky who's from Algeria. Chucky/Amlan met in Belfast while working with Interpol-IRA work designed to rid the underworld of blood-diamond smugglers/barons and restore normal talks between Sinn Fein and Parliament regarding improved normal socioeconomic policies/conditions in Northern Ireland and erase the socioeconomic disparities between the Irish-Catholic minority and British-Protestant majority. Chucky is Amlan's most trusted soldier-friend. They're co-planning the blood-diamond heist in the Belgian bank.

CHUCKY: Our Cyber-Human artworks are really great complements for our adult-media company and videos.

SATAN: The mansion we operate out of, the Estate, is ideal for all labors, moneys, and communications!

CRITIC: The performers/thespians of Cyber-Human are exotic and professional and very handsome/dashing.

Cyber-Human's become so popular that it's serving as the loose inspiration for a new punk-alternative-indie film about the modern adult-entertainment industry called Wonderland (Lions-Gate).

Meanwhile, Amlan and Chucky assemble their FIRA blood-diamond bank robbery unit called Rascal and invade the Belgian bank with water-guns filled with acid, claiming they're from a diamond-showcase street-circus company and seek photos of the safe-box area of the bank for media advertisements, in full costume!

BANK MANAGER: Business that day was normal and nothing out of the usual was anticipated honestly!

Once inside the safe-box area, Amlan and Chucky use their acid-gun to burn a hole through the blood-diamond safe-box belonging to the corrupt Dutch baron James Fenmore and swap his crime-financing gems from Africa with toy diamonds and leave a note, "From FIRA with love."

BELGIAN POLICE DETECTIVE: These Rascals left-behind their water-guns for show after creating a media-mess with Fenmore.

FIRA: What we do we do so what blood-diamond underworld crimes aren't adding to violence in Belfast and Algiers.

SATAN: I'm making a new adult-project involving a sensuous exploration of adults enduring malady with graphic courage.

CHUCKY: We've 'adorned' the Estate with graphic images/posters of classic folk-avatars like Farah-H and Min-Dee.

After Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) read the Eamon de Valera book India and Ireland, he's convinced that the ideological/structural parallels between the Quit India movement against British rule and the Irish struggle for Catholic sovereignty in Protestant Northern Ireland reveal an urgency to create direct media-Parliament talks and spotlights for this modern era.

EXECUTIVE (CH): Marketing this titanic ship is a b***h, but we've got the shrewd personnel and foreign 'angel' investors!

CRITIC/FAN: I have to admit that there's something 'leprechaun' about Cyber-Human's genius works online.

Satan is now planning a visit to the mansion/estate of another blood-diamond baron named Steve Nash who controls some of the alternative smuggling routes. He's going to the mansion with Chucky to present his nifty idea about using 'diamond-financing' to heighten/scale some vital UK investments in fashion jewelry linked to the Eastern Europe underworld.

CHUCKY: All we have to do is convince this Nash that our art represents a modernism spotlight on guerrilla-intrigue.

NASH: I admit, Satan, your Cyber-Human actresses are equally exotic and irresistible.

Satan uses his former Sinn Fein contact in Northern Ireland (Gerry O'Meara) to set up a post-office driver to get to Nash's mansion to hide some toy diamonds in the bushes.

NASH: Enjoy some drinks in my personal mansion bar; my bartender Scraps will serve you.

Satan is intending to show up to Nash's house dressed like a pirate but first he transfers some of the blood-diamonds from the Belgian Fenmore heist to a prominent Brussels jewelry-store where politicians' wives shop, so these dirty gems are finally shuffled into the normal traffic of aristocracy jewelry. Satan even feels like a pirate now.

BRUSSELS GEM STORE: We think Mr. Satan was very forthcoming in his presentation of diamond-trades in Belgium!

CHUCKY: As long as the art we're making for Cyber-Human is stellar, the Foreign Irish Republican Army will continue to shine.

Satan makes a video with himself engaged in some nasty sensuous positions with a terrific Italian Euro-girl named Natasha, and the title of the new adult-film, titled Belfast to Brussels: The Sisters, becomes very popular with Nash.

NASH: If this guy continues this good-work in Brussels, I'll provide my own personnel to engage in this emerged market.

F-IRA: We've images of British-police recruited as gangs of brute-force from old Belfast, and we're inventing guerrilla money.

EUROPE MAGAZINE: If we think we can blend adult-media, guerrilla-politics, and diamond-intelligence, we must be insane.

When F-IRA is blamed for the bombing of a Brussels train-station during a closed day of no-operations, with no casualties at all, Satan makes the public statement, "We deny any deformed/misinformed rumors/gossip/chatter that FIRA is tied to acts of meaningless Brussels piracy." This is a train-station where blood-diamond smugglers regularly operated.

SATAN: I'm the Peter Pan of the adult-industry and guerrilla-politics in modern Europe; I'm not a criminal terrorist.

Amlan and Chucky show up at Nash's mansion and show him their antique-guns and ask they take the guns in exchange for some of his blood-diamonds and meanwhile swap some of his private stash with the toy diamonds pre-hidden in the bushes on the outside of his estate. Nash is too drunk to notice and the pair flee with the goods/valuables.

NASH: I don't deal with funny-business and will not tolerate any underground chatter that I'm a bunny!

AMLAN'S WIFE: I hope my husband (Storm-Shadow) truly understands what he's trying to do in Brussels/Belfast!

CHUCKY: Amlan (Storm-Shadow) married in a very nice Mormon church in Brussels.

FIRA pals Amlan/Chucky hop onto the Brussels metro with all their valuables and head to the airport with Amlan's wife waiting there for them.

SATAN: We're home free; 'boogie-nights' operation was a pure success in Brussels.

Chucky got married to a very pretty actress from Cyber-Human named Shelbye Connors and they had a son Damian. He still consults with Sinn Fein for improved commerce-driven peace-talks between Catholics-Protestants in Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) but prefers the more quieter days now of reading, making love, and painting with Shelbye Connors.