Boston Neverland: A Catholic Date

A Story by Abishai100

A narrated vignette about modern American Catholic daydreams about wrought economic success in troubled Northern Ireland, 'dotted' by Dianetics.

An elegy to the work of inter-religious advocacy groups like Friends of Sinn Fein, for this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11, inspired by Angela's Ashes and She's the One.

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I live in Boston. I study at MIT. I evaluate Adam Smith capitalism-theory applied to modern blood-diamond conflict-zone smuggling highways with Interpol-relations for guerrilla-intelligence affecting already-troubled areas in Europe like Belfast, Northern Ireland (United Kingdom). My name's Amlan Satan (code-name: Storm-Shadow), and I'm the leader of the world Catholic-politics advocacy group known as the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (FIRA) and we operate out of Boston mostly!

FIRA: We collect images of the 'children of the troubles' in Northern Ireland for mosaics about economic reform for Catholics.

I've been searching for a wife, because I'm lonely, so I frequent a special Boston bar. I was born in Algeria and studied Fanonian revolutionary theory before becoming an Interpol-relations agent and FIRA leader linked to Northern Ireland to provide guerrilla-intelligence/actions for improved socioeconomic conditions in Belfast, for the Irish-Catholic minority living under British-Protestant rule.

FIRA: We honor the pluralism democracy rhetoric of the Catholic church in Boston, a symbol of world democracy!

Our FIRA was unit was linked to the hijacking of a blood-diamond smuggler's truck owned by a corrupt Euro-baron seeking to invade/exploit Belfast as well as the kidnapping of the corrupt escorting police-military British vehicle driver and the burning of the vehicle itself. Our mission is to seize control of Belfast capital/capitalism for Catholic group commerce-driven life-wrought peace/sovereignty with our Dublin (Ireland) brethren and Boston (USA) brethren who have the fortune of enjoying life in less divided lands of sectarian troubles, and we work with Friends of Sinn Fein and Sinn Fein for affirmative-action employment policy-reforms in Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) favoring the economically-struggling Catholic minority.

As a 'nerdist' of guerrilla-capitalism catering to socioeconomic arrests catalyzing inter-religious peace between Catholics-Protestants (who otherwise compose the two dominant denominations of the world Christian community) that will erase the need for any new groups like Friends of Sinn Fein tied FIRA ('Foreign Irish Republican Army').

INTERVIEWER: So how'd you get crossed with Catholic troubles in Belfast?
AMLAN (me): Well, I studied Fanon and have family-ties to Algeria's colonialism struggle!
INTERVIEWER: Did you read Eamon de Valera.
AMLAN: Yes, of course, darling; India and Ireland (at Dartmouth)!
INTERVIEWER: What's the scope of this 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' really, Satan?
AMLAN: We'll seize/forge a 'Belfast Free State' daydream with commerce-bridges to Dublin!
INTERVIEWER: So you're creating a commercial peace for Catholics in Dublin/Belfast?
AMLAN: And we're doing it with secured and wrought commerce roads between the cities!
INTERVIEWER: Aren't you afraid of the Ulster Volunteer Force?
AMLAN: We have ties/resources now with Friends of Sinn Fein, the Security Council, and Interpol!
INTERVIEWER: Well, what does Gerry Adams think of all this?
AMLAN: He knows I have a special 'James Bond' weakness for Irish-redheads!
INTERVIEWER: Like me, I suppose, Satan.
AMLAN: That's correct, I suppose, darling.
INTERVIEWER: You're very confident about this inter-religious platform for UK peace/capitalism.
AMLAN: This is the 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11...the West needs real dreams.
INTERVIEWER: Are you the designated dreamer?
AMLAN: I'm dreaming right now!
INTERVIEWER: I'm just conducting this political fanzine interview for Cyber-America.
AMLAN: Yes, I know.

The woman who interviewed me about FIRA and blood-diamond work with Interpol for inter-religious capitalism dreams in this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11 was Charlize O'Meara, Irish-Catholic resident in Boston (USA) who's grandmother lived in Belfast (Northern Ireland). We fell in love and got married and I took her to the Boston Art Museum where we took iPhone-photos of a children's installation-art exhibit about inter-religious teamwork and playgrounds.

CHARLIZE: I took Satan to a drive-in screening of Coppola's Godfather III, so he'd think deeply about American dream.

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption today threatens the entire world diamond-exchange and invented street crime.

There's a story of a supposedly FIRA-linked blood-diamond heist of a Boston bank truck owned by a corrupt Euro-baron securing underworld crime-financing gems through North American politicians, and I reported in the Herald, "If the Friends of Sinn Fein are intrigued by the notion that world-Catholics are re-seizing intellectual dominions envied by these diamond-pirates, then FIRA is indeed tied to such an anti-baron diamond raid for Interpol."

CHARLIZE: I took Satan to a screening of the shocking American culture shock-film Elephant, and he wept.

I told my MIT students that comparing American high-school shootings (Columbine) to the Catholic-Protestant youth/children casualties created by IRA/UVF and British police-military cross-fires/explosions is relevant to this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11, when we're all just a touch sensitive about shared educational 'danger' space!

CHARLIZE: We're lucky to be living in Catholic Boston and getting married soon; I wish my granny in Belfast was here.

I had to run a secret mission to Belfast involving the destruction of a blood-diamond shipment headed to 'rogue' UVF gangsters working with corrupted officials in Northern Ireland, a movement threatening vital new Sinn Fein talks regarding commerce-bridges secured by British police under Parliament monitors. I had to operate once more as Storm-Shadow, but hopefully for the final time for this 'Belfast Free State' daydream of commerce-driven traffic paintings.

SATAN (me): I'm taking Charlize to a Boston Irish-Riverdance performance/concert, and I promised my Belfast mission is over.

The work of inter-religious commerce/consumerism driven peace-bridges in Western civilization undercuts the dark notion that this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11 will see 'mass failures' in the West regarding the management of its own vital commerce-centric sectarian problems, so we may be the Big Brother to the East/Middle East in terms of cinema, arts, fashion, teamwork, and of course, peace treaties.