London Bridge: Fallen Detention

A Story by Abishai100

An outrageous post-9/11 media-stunt in the United Kingdom creates strange media-talk about the end of Western civilization daze.

An inventive 'guerrilla-fable' about finding very strange 'roads' to the end of sectarian violence in this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11, when we're all just simply 'daydreaming' about Western civilization dates. Inspired loosely by Patriot Games (Harrison Ford). Hope you like this one (it's a fun read really!),

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This 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11 saw a great guerrilla-initiative made by the new world order group known as the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (F-IRA). F-IRA is led by the Algerian-American revolutionaries/brothers, Amlan and Imran Satan, with family-heritage relation ties to the Algerian and Indian anticolonial movements against France/England. The Satan brothers are planning a burning/explosion of the iconic British traffic-monument London Bridge (England) for something more 'complex' than the World Trade Center (NYC) destruction on 9/11. Follow along in this modern unusual theater about 'inventive' negotiations...with shockingly no human casualties.

The sad luck of the Irish was that after centuries of Irish resistance against British rule in mainland Ireland, the independence of Ireland during the 20th Century great war of resistance, led by the Irish revolutionaries/leaders Michael Collins and Eamon de Valera, was followed directly by the treaty-conceded 'partition' of Ireland (capital: Dublin), leading to the separation of 'Northern Ireland' (capital: Belfast), which was demographically 'technically' inhabited by a British-Protestant majority population, descended from generations of English colonial settlers. Collins and Eamon de Valera conceded that even the acquisition of a 'major' portion of Catholic Ireland (capital: Dublin) would foster the vitality of a big 'chunk' of the Irish-Catholic population and could perhaps lead to future negotiations with the United Kingdom regarding the socioeconomic conditions of the remaining Irish-Catholic minority population 'left behind' in Northern Ireland (capital: Belfast) to British-Protestant majority rule. However, Eamon de Valera had to later decide this may not be feasible and formed a new faction of the 'Irish Republican Army' (IRA) called the Provisional IRA (P-IRA), which would seek to usurp the authority of fellow Irish revolutionary/leader Michael Collins who continued to maintain the treaty-catalyzed 'partition' of Dublin/Belfast would certainly 'allow' for future socioeconomic conditions negotiations for the Irish-Catholic minority population 'left behind' in Northern Ireland! Thus began a long 'saga' of post-independence IRA guerrilla-warfare (and terrorism!) related to somewhat neglected socioeconomic conditions of the Irish-Catholic minorities living in modern Belfast (Northern Ireland), where no leprechaun or folk-tale seemed to cure the fears of sectarian poverty!

AMLAN SATAN: This act to burn/explode a major area, London Bridge, is linked to the intention to free Belfast.

IMRAN SATAN: We're merely creating a 'shocking' 9/11-year 'spotlight' on Western civilization attention to Irish poverty.

The Satan brothers, co-captains of this inventive world group ('Foreign Irish Republican Army'), comprised of Catholic-advocacy members, who're Catholic in faith (either by birth/heritage or conversion like the Satans) but necessarily Irish by heritage (like the Satans!), masked up and drove up to London Bridge in a circus-truck claiming to be a media-spectacle for 9/11-commemoration year festivities in the UK and requested official police assistance in evacuating London Bridge temporarily after midnight during the autumn season for a media fireworks message about 9/11 trauma.

Once, the bridge was evacuated, the Satan brothers of F-IRA rode into the center of the bridge with their fireworks and then planted a concealed explosive device and then set off their fireworks show before driving away, having the video-recording collected by the safely distanced spectators, and then detonating the bomb. It was a fire-show after all, but for F-IRA, not for the UK media-circus about 9/11 dialogue!

UK MAGAZINE: The world was 'stung' today by this unusual London Bridge mini-explosion on 9/11, creating monarchy worry.

F-IRA: We challenge the British Minister in the United Kingdom for a special Othello board-game match with symbolic value.

The British minister agreed to this strange post-guerrilla act 'Othello challenge' and played the Satan brothers of F-IRA in an online Othello board-game match with the symbolic message that the 'real' winner of the match would be the competitor who'd persuade Sinn Fein and UK Parliament to engage in serious post-9/11 negotiations regarding socioeconomically-improving affirmative-action employment programs for the under-class Irish-Catholic minority population in modern Northern Ireland (Belfast) who're turning to forms of poverty-induced crime/terrorism and destroying morale for inter-religious/anti-sectarian commercial peace-talks between groups such as rogue factions of the IRA and UVF. The Satan brothers managed to defeat the British minister in this online 'Othello spectacle' after 9/11 with a special play-scheme involving 'trapping' the British minister's game-pieces with a nifty (and tricky!) diagonal piece flipping maneuver designed to corner the minister's piece-advancements by blocking his ability to create swift corner securities! Afterwards, the Satan brothers commented online that this match would be a commemoration of various 'folk-literature' drawing attention to all the 'game-players' involved with post-partition negotiations regarding improved socioeconomic conditions favoring the Irish-Catholic minority in modern Northern Ireland (Belfast) such as Eamon de Valera's own cross-nation comparison of India and Ireland's unique anti-colonial movements against British rule in the 20th Century. Would this 'economics diagonal' work the magic necessary for the end of sectarian-violence in the United Kingdom?

UK MAGAZINE: We're not certain if these guerrillas are claiming that no serious damage/casualty means anticolonial theater.

F-IRA: Our vision is a future Belfast where Catholic-Protestant schoolchildren find secure education with future wealth.

Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams told the media after this 9/11 guerrilla theater on London Bridge (England), "If this inventive and radical 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (F-IRA) group believes the 'contained' damages to the bridge itself and the lack of any human casualties in this media-stunt about post-9/11 commerce improvements in Western civilization can really/truly translate to UK Parliament talks regarding fail-safe social integration of economics with inter-religious rhetoric, we'd love to see evidence of reduction of sectarian conflicts/violence between the IRA and UVF in Northern Ireland, as would the British minister(s)!"