Point Break: Dublin!

A Story by Abishai100

A wily tale of prince-twins in a foreign land staging a funny blood-diamond news-worthy story about 'strange' dailies.

A blood-diamond spoof-vignette double inspired by Point Break (Keanu Reeves) and A Fish Called Wanda (Kevin Kline). Hope you like it,

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Two Algerian-American princes from Dartmouth decide to travel to Dublin (Ireland) after forming the underground guerrilla-organization known as the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (F-IRA) to deal with socioeconomic angst in the United Kingdom between the Irish-Catholic under-class minority population and British-Protestant upper-class majority population (descended from generations of English colonial settlers) in Northern Ireland (Belfast) creating forms of violence and retaliation aggression. They hope to create some 'daylight' in the dark city that has become the modern world.

AJAY SATAN: This will be a treat, and we'll get a taste of Ireland before the actual heist.

AMLAN SATAN: Sure; the toast to Irish life during this trip will spell our interest in world-vigilantism!

Ajay Satan and Amlan Satan are the Algerian-American protagonist-princes in this lovely Irish folk-story about a diamond-heist in Dublin (Ireland). The Satan brothers call themselves 'Storm-Shadow' and 'Snake-Eyes' (reference to an American comic book!) and intend to create some fun media headlines in the UK regarding a diamond-heist in Ireland, which will ease tensions in neighboring Northern Ireland. The Satan brothers go to the Dublin Public Library (DPL) and notice an old historic news-story about a daring 150K-Pound Kildare train-robbery from many years ago and decide to mimic the daring and outlandish features of such imagination.

The Satan brothers intend to steal $20M worth of 'blood-diamonds' (warlord-mined gems from Africa/Europe used to fund criminal activities!) belonging to the corrupt Euro-baron Norm Goldfinger who's storing his evil gems in the Dublin bank the Satan brothers are staking-out.

AJAY SATAN: There's a great work paralleling the political tension in India/Ireland regarding British rule in the 20th Century!
AMLAN SATAN: This work does indeed speak to our newfound guerrilla-interests in foreign politics in modern times.

The Satan brothers will carry in a toy water-rifle inserted with a thin glass-tube containing corrosive acid! The Satan brothers will use this 'acid-gun' to burn a hole into the safe-box of the Dublin bank belonging to Baron Goldfinger and then replace his lifted 'blood-diamonds' with toy gems they have in the soles of their shoes. This should be fantastic.

AJAY SATAN: We'll go in costumed/masked as 'street-theater' artists claiming to know Goldfinger.
AMLAN SATAN: This will generate 'funny stories' about blood-diamond traffic in the United Kingdom!

The Satans stake-out the fine Dublin bank for about a month before the actual diamond-heist. They note the securities, traffic patterns, and frequency of patrol-cop cars driving by the bank on a given weekday. They intend to perform the bank-robbery in Dublin on a Friday afternoon.

AJAY SATAN: We'll really 'look the part' in this James Bond like diamond-robbery.
AMLAN SATAN: The journalists will call us the circus-twins of modern princely daring.

The Satans walk into the bank on heist-day and note that the traffic and customer crowds are relatively normal and walk by the Express Banking area and towards the manager's office holding the acid-rifle in their hands, after having a guard check and confirm it's really just a toy gun.

They have to explain to the bank manager they're street-artists doing a photo-shoot of the Dublin bank's safe-box area for their posters for their circus-act and intend to invite some friends of Baron Goldfinger. They're then escorted into the safe-box area with their street-costumed event-staging by the bank guardsman, Leo.

Once inside the safe-box area of the fine Irish bank, the Satans reveal to Leo that their toy rifle is filled with acid and whisper in his ear, "We work for Interpol; cooperate with this Goldfinger subversion, and you'll do handsomely!" The guardsman stands in front of the security-camera of the safe-box area while one of the Satans burns a hole into the bank safe-box belonging to Goldfinger and swap his 'blood-diamonds' with the toy diamonds in the soles of their shoes. They then run out the bank while Leo's still inside the safe-box room and make it to the Dublin metro-train, to an Interpol-relations station where they transfer their Goldfinger-gems for a commissioned asset deposit in a secured private Swiss account on that fine Friday afternoon.

AJAY SATAN: Let's invest in some old-time Irish bill-notes and buy drinks for patrons in Dublin.

AMLAN SATAN: We don't have too much time to revel.

UK MAGAZINE: This blood-diamond heist hovers about Goldfinger's ties to London and if vigilantism is an 'Irish' thing.

AJAY SATAN: We'll post images of our guerrilla-vigilante group on the Dublin-Net.
AMLAN SATAN: When readers from neighboring Belfast discover it, there'll be some nice pub-jokes about diamonds!

BELFAST GAZETTE: What do those Irish funnies have cookin' in the streets of Dublin, suddenly?

The Satans are introduced to an underground journalist in Dublin (Ireland) named Shelbye who discovers the Satans are actually princes from the United States. She's shocked to think that modern-day wealthy princes from the West are actually intrigued by the dilemma of sectarian troubles in a distant land!