A Boston Column

A Story by Abishai100

An East Coast yarn about Western peace-meetings designed for 9/11-anniversary year meditation of dowries.

An homage to Western civilization politics in this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11, inspired loosely by Bulworth.

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Boston is the site of many incredible American schools including Harvard, MIT, and Boston University! It's also where the iconic 'Friends of Humanity' are organizing a special summertime gathering for the loose Friends of Sinn Fein of the West.

The event coordinator is a blood-diamond infiltration-intelligence agent (Interpol-relations) named Amlan Satan (code-name: Storm-Shadow) who hopes to draw in some Harvard profs.

SATAN: The Friends of Sinn Fein of the West are not just 'hippies' but rather idealists armed with special lasers.

At the meeting/convention in Boston (East Coast), Satan's girlfriend Patty Hearst, will bring a special toy Transformers espionage-themed cassette-toy representing a Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) sectarian-paranoia regarding modern guerrilla-intelligence/information required for new era socio-capitalism employment reforms between the haves-and-have-nots.

SATAN: We'll be convening in the Courtyard Marriott hotel in Boston (Massachusetts), a very fine establishment!

The Courtyard Marriott as we know is a very nice chain-brand under the hotel insignia, and its various locations all over North America represent a continental interest in hospitality/amenity in this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11, when anti-Western terrorists destroyed the World Trade Center, a symbol of world architecture.

SATAN: The suites are perfect and will afford our special Friend of Humanity the great pleasures of Boston stay this summer.

GUEST/INTERVIEWER: The food was so darn good; I never had such delish Irish potato-and-cream stew (with bread!).

BELFAST GAZETTE: If Catholic-Protestant woes ever subside in the West, it'll be because of patron-gatherings of peace.

SATAN: All the kids get a free Cabbage-Patch summer-doll as a gift reminder of the enthusiasm behind safe shopping.

At the meeting in the West, Storm-Shadow presented slideshow stories of hijacked blood-diamond smugglers trucks hijacks by FIRA (Foreign Irish Republican Army) heading to Belfast and deterring piracy-activity threatening normal UK Parliament policy-reform negotiations between Catholic-Protestants regarding affirmative-action employment policies and also hyped the new social literature book in the United States, Rebel Hearts (Kevin Toolis)!

TOM HANKS: Inter-religious commerce/media work in this new era of globalism requires aesthetic focus on design.

Fortunately, Storm-Shadow and his girlfriend Patty took in a Bruins-Islanders game during the very heavy meeting/convention in Boston (Massachusetts) and took handy-dandy iPhone snapshots of the great rivalry in the East which reminded many American sportsfans of why sportsmanship is often likened to safety.