FIRA: The Nerdist

A nerdist guerrilla-informations agent with Interpol-relations works in the UK in this narrated vignette about 'wrought' dowries.

A UK fable about human governance, blood-diamond worries, folk-imagination, globalism capitalism labors, and commerce-bridges to the end of Catholic-Protestant divisions in Western civilization in this symbolic 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11. Hope you like this one (and thanks for reading friends!), 

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I had my Irish meal in Boston, as I plan for my 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (FIRA) mission in North America involving the interception of smuggled blood-diamonds (warlord-mined gems from Africa/Europe used to fund crime-syndicates) heading to sectarian troubled Northern Ireland (United Kingdom).

My name's Amlan Satan (code-name: Storm-Shadow), and I work as a guerrilla-infiltration agent with Interpol-relations working to destabilize blood-diamond highways into Belfast (Northern Ireland) creating piracy nets in socioeconomically-challenged United Kingdom by motivating the underemployed Irish-Catholic minority population (living alongside a British-Protestant majority population descended from generations of English colonialists!) to resort to underground crime-piracy which threatens real overground Sinn Fein and UK Parliament affirmative-action employment policy reforms designed to improve the conditions of the Irish-Catholic minority in Northern Ireland. As a 'nerdist' of FIRA, I work with capitalism grids, international nets, and UK (Northern Ireland) dilemmas.

I've had to compose special UK grids or matrix-maps to chart the corrupted 'unofficial' security-transported vehicles of smuggled blood-diamond trucks heading into Belfast (Northern Ireland). We underground agents of FIRA, recruited from around the world, mostly Catholic by faith but not necessarily Irish, hijack these gem-transports and remove the piracy-equations from modern Belfast commerce (overground/underground) activity. You see, blood-diamonds are difficult to track once their 'mixed' into the standard global/UK gem market, making our FIRA work a thing of great 'nerdist' charting.

For this Boston (USA) bank-heist of the Baron Goldfinger's blood-diamonds from Sierra Leone headed to Northern Ireland, I'll be walking into the Boston Bank with a toy water-rifle filled with acid and wearing a street-theater circus mask/costume seeking iPhone-photos of the safe-box area (with the Goldfinger blood-diamonds!) for the theater stage show in the streets outside the bank entrance, and I've forged a Goldfinger permission signature form for the photos and am escorted into the safe-box of the bank for my circus photos.

I consider myself the FIRA nerdist-captain of this global guerrilla crusade to cease/intercede in blood-diamond piracy traffic which will destroy socioeconomics conditions dialogue between Sinn Fein and Parliament regarding improved employment recruitment programs for the Irish-Catholic minority in Belfast by creating 'doubts' about underworld crime-involvements related to blood-diamond financing. I use the RoboTech space-captain 'avatar' Max Sterling for various anonymous net-blogs about the value of future capitalism and am known to my underground allies as Sterling.

The bank heist is quite easy, and I reveal my acid gun to the escorting bank guardsman inside the safe-box area and order him to dance in front of the security-camera while I burn a hole into Goldfinger's safe-box and switch his piracy blood-diamonds ($20M) with toy diamonds in the soles of my shoes and tell the guardsman this Interpol-stunt is designed to compel the Baron to address the media about Interpol-concerns about corrupt diamond traffic from Africa (Sierra Leone) and also tell the guardsman that my 'associates' will pay for the burnt safe-box and also return the actual diamonds to the dark Baron after the medial headlines make the Boston Herald. The stunned guardsman thinks this entire mission is some kind of giant North American media-light and keeps secret and allows me to exit the bank bathroom window before he leaves the safe-box area and tells the manager eventually that Goldfinger has some real media-stories involving the Boston Bank coming his way now.

I take the Boston train from South Station to an Interpol-relations exchange agency which will sort out the communiques/transfer with Baron Goldfinger before hopping onto the train again to head to the airport from South Station (USA).

I take a fancy Aer Lingus flight from America to Dublin and eventually end up in Northern Ireland (United Kingdom)!

I blog on the net again using my Sterling avatar and referencing an espionage-robot named Eject in a special machinery-discussion about the symbolic value of underground tools/gadgets in the modern 'guerrilla-crusade' against piracy-crimes in the underground threatening commerce-negotiation/bridges between Dublin-Belfast.

BELFAST GAZETTE: If this 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' has real weight, then perhaps there will be 'sterling' improvements!

As the FIRA captain 'Storm-Shadow' in Belfast, Northern Ireland, we await a major Goldfinger shipment of blood-diamonds heading into the sectarian troubled UK city masked and geared and armed with the right kind of hijacking equipment/machinery/guns.

I was a professor at the Ivy League and taught classes online on the political paradigm parallels between anticolonial movements geared towards capitalism sovereignty in India and Ireland and how these parallels also revealed deep rift in pedagoguery that catalyzed the partition of India/Pakistan and Ireland/Northern Ireland.

FIRA: Our agents represent the long history of work with Catholic-Protestant rifts in Belfast and the cause to end disparities.

We had to literally destroy an entire city-entrance street in Northern Ireland when the transport-trucks carrying Goldfinger's blood-diamonds from North America headed our way. We used guns and flames and semtex to create a moment of total hellfire in the early hours of the morning, when there was little traffic in the streets while the Goldfinger trucks rolled. The news-story read, "Blood-diamonds are the new 'spice' of troubles between the IRA/UVF, perhaps, but perhaps FIRA is the new diplomatic undoubted antidote."

We then blog on the UK-net about the glorious ornaments of the grand British governance/monarchy and why the 'sully' of global diamonds spells utter disaster and mistrust between the IRA/UVF in the streets of Northern Ireland and threatens the pageantry of new era commerce-bridges that would otherwise highlight the 'dollar' prominence of Kingdom dialogue.

INTERPOL: The 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' is indeed guerrilla but reflects a new need for 'dark' vigilance in the Kingdom.

Before I retire from this underground work of guerrilla-diamonds infiltration, I hope to see real visions of Catholic-Protestant coexistence happiness in troubled Northern Ireland (United Kingdom), forged both by Dublin-Belfast bridges of dollars and Northern Ireland employment parity creating real trust between the young frustrated men of the UK --- unemployed Catholics and the dutiful Protestants. May God be with the UK this year.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)