Notre-Dame Nerdist

A Story by Abishai100

A wily guerrilla-intelligence agent with Interpol-relations seeks intercontinental gem-work reaching Notre Dame...and Northern Ireland!

A blood-diamond intercontinental political-thriller involving the real motion of dowry intelligence!

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Amlan Satan (code-name: Storm-Shadow) is being tracked by Eastern European policewomen while working underground as a guerrilla-intelligence agent with Interpol-relations for blood-diamond interception work related to problematic crime-syndicate financing highways reaching already-troubled Northern Ireland (United Kingdom).

STORM-SHADOW: My work with the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' is first hijacking blood-diamond shipments going to Belfast.

He takes an Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to New York and then an Amtrak train to Indiana.

He arrives in South Bend where he's at the proud American Catholic university of Notre Dame, where the celebrated/iconic college-football team the Fightin' Irish have a celebrated national-TV broadcast-contract with NBC.

Now, Storm-Shadow has become a real 'nerdist' of modern guerilla-intelligence work in sectarian-troubled Northern Ireland, using various 'weapons' to hijack Belfast shipments of blood-diamonds threatening normal socioeconomics conditions improvements favoring the struggling Irish-Catholic minority under-class such as affirmative-action employment policies negotiated by Sinn Fein and Parliament. Storm-Shadow presents himself at the American Catholic school Notre Dame ahead of a special blood-diamond inspection work in the Indiana area possibly linked to Irish-mafia corruption involved with gem-smuggling into the UK. Storm-Shadow establishes connections to 'Friends of Humanity' in Notre Dame to create net-media regarding social advocacy work regarding Western modern capitalism-work regarding diamond-market seizures for normal commercial bridging (e.g., Dublin-Belfast) and finds himself becoming a special 'demo' ambassador at Notre Dame through the Friends of Humanity.

He studied political paradigm parallel work between India/Ireland regarding anticolonial resistance movements leading to commerce-troubling partitions (e.g., India/Pakistan) and has family-heritage relations to the Algerian resistance against French colonial rule in the 20th Century. He uses inventive tools like acid-guns for his blood-diamond heists of bank safe-boxes belonging to corrupt capitalism-barons like Goldfinger.

Storm-Shadow marches into the Indiana Federal Bank costumed as a maudlin-thespian holding his toy water-rifle claiming he's doing a street-show about the famed capitalism-baron Goldfinger and needs iPhone-snapshots of the safe-box area of the bank where the baron stores his mysterious gems. He's escorted inside the safe-box area with a single guardsman.

STORM-SHADOW: I have an acid-gun to burn into Goldfinger's safe-box.
GUARDSMAN: Why?
STORM-SHADOW: He's got crime-financing blood-diamonds stored in there!
GUARDSMAN: Are you an undercover Interpol-relations agent or something, sir?
STORM-SHADOW: You've guessed wisely, good man.
GUARDSMAN: Well, what am I to reveal to the media/manager, man?
STORM-SHADOW: You keep this secret while I swap the blood-diamonds with toy diamonds.
GUARDSMAN: Why?
STORM-SHADOW: Goldfinger will think Interpol is making some kind of loud media-dialogue!
GUARDSMAN: This is all a circus-stunt designed to make the corrupt baron look like a pirate?
STORM-SHADOW: You've guessed wisely, good man.
GUARDSMAN: Are you a 'James Bond' guy or something?
STORM-SHADOW: Something like that, good man.
GUARDSMAN: Well, I'll do what you prompted and stand in front of the security-camera.

STORM-SHADOW: Tell Goldfinger's media-people that Interpol's become a 'dream' monitor!

GUARDSMAN: Whatever that 'James Bond' guy's doing, I'm thinkin' it's profiting the commerce optimism reaching Belfast kids.

Storm-Shadow the nerdist then enjoys a rivalry-game between Notre Dame and Colorado during his North American visit and takes photos of the game and makes a net-blog describing the worldwide stretching of Catholic media and how it might impact commercial labyrinths involving new era social activity such as media-network dollhouses.