Pine Barrens: Jewel-Thief Dictionary

A Story by Abishai100

A haunted North American forest is the site of some treasure-intrigue regarding new era fortune-divisions.

A cool North American blood-diamond mystic-yarn about wrought darkness, inspired by The Jackal.

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The haunted Pine Barrens forests in New Jersey (USA) is where Amlan Satan (code-name: Storm-Shadow) is hiding his Interpol-relations worked blood-diamond heist gems from Sierra Leone as co-captain of the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (F-IRA).

Now, we all know Satan's a huge fan of the NJ Devils ice-hockey team and regularly enjoys watching the gifted East Coast (USA) ice-hockey playing skaters put on their glassy athletics-show in front of crazed beautiful fans in North America, but Satan attends these Devils games when he's not the blood-diamond James Bond and takes time off to reflect on the quality of socialized activity not connected to piracy/terrorism.

He's going to steal Baron Goldfinger's blood-diamonds from a NJ bank and then hide them once again in the forests of the Pine Barrens where he's also crafting some Irish-Indian blended designed custom-made jewelry to be shipped to Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) for 'overground' commercial jewelry-sales that will thwart the 'aura' of new era blood-diamond (conflict-zone gems from Sierra Leone used to finance underworld crime-syndicates around the world today!) traffic that will complicate commerce/economics negotiations between Catholics-Protestants in Belfast.

Storm-Shadow walks into the NJ Bank costumed as a maudlin-performer and wields a toy water-rifle (secretly filled with hot acid) and requests entrance into the safe-box area where the famous Baron Goldfinger stores his mysterious 'Euro-gems' and wants photos of the safe-box area.

Once inside the safe-box area of the vault-room of the fine NJ Bank, Storm-Shadow tells the single escorting guardsman to dance in front of the security-camera while he discreetly uses his 'acid-gun' behind his back to burn a hole into Goldfinger's safe-box and switches his blood-diamonds for toy diamonds in his pocket all behind his back using his arms/hands like an acrobat. He then whispers into the guardsman's ear, "I represent an Interpol-group in the UK working with blood-diamond media known as the F-IRA and need you to tell the bank manager that a media-stunt's been performed to draw out a press-statement from Baron Goldfinger regarding his investments in a commercial toy company in troubled Northern Ireland, while I sneak out the bank bathroom window, good man!"

BANK MANAGER: Business at our bank that day was usual and didn't expect anything out-of-ordinary, really!

Storm-Shadow crawls out the NJ Bank that day with $20M worth of Goldfinger's Sierra Leone blood-diamonds and makes his way to the Pine Barrens forest to hide them and work with some customized re-shaped jewelry while the bank-guardsman (Leo) is still waiting by the safe-box area to 'communicate' to the surprised manager that an Interpol-media stunt has been performed with Goldfinger 'distancing' proportions!

While camping/hiding in the Pine Barrens, Storm-Shadow writes in his diary, "I wonder if this forest will ever recount the strange folk-tale of a real Interpol James Bond 'specter' working with diamond-tracking in this new era and adding to the forest/woods mystique where various entities of great immortality proportions like the cryptic Jersey Devil create the image of fortune-in-distress."

After making some nice customized jewelry-pieces in his hideaway-campsite in the Pine Barrens (NJ), Storm-Shadow ships his special market-trophies to the F-IRA Interpol-branch in Northern Ireland (UK) where they'll become new shelf items for a media-campaign about the impact of mined 'conflict' glass.