Phoenix Wright: Defense of Liberty

A special vignette about the 'scale' of the global capitalism-legalese 'system' argued by a guerrilla-operative who uses a special hero-avatar for distancing.

A terrific look into the power/magic of the legal system, featuring a graphic folk-legal avatar Phoenix Wright and alluding to the law-field diarism celebrated in dogma films like Judgment at Nuremberg (Spencer Tracy). 

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Amlan Satan (code-name: Storm-Shadow) is an Ivy League globalism-economics scientist and doubles by night as co-captain of the underground world-group loosely known as the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (F-IRA), which works as guerrilla-intelligence operators with Interpol-relations to deconstruct/'hijack' blood-diamond piracy highways stretching from Sierra Leone and conflict-zones into economically-complicated Northern Ireland (United Kingdom), where Sinn Fein talks with Parliament regarding progressive affirmative-action employment assistance program policies favoring the under-class unemployed Irish-Catholic minority population living alongside a British-Protestant majority-class (descended from the long generations of English colonial settlers, recognized by an English-Irish treaty in the 20th Century) may be destabilized by crime-syndicate piracy luring young unemployed Irish men to criminal profits. Satan ('Storm-Shadow') is a master-thief, capitalism-analyst, and F-IRA specialist in the UK (Northern Ireland) and is working on a new intriguing case involving a technical 'philosophy' feature of the legal system in modern civilization. He's a real nerd!

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption today threatens the world-diamond exchange and makes for crime-syndication woes!

As the guerrilla-operative of Interpol-relations under F-IRA, Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) may be found conducting derailing of corrupt official security-enhanced vehicles (smugglers trucks) carrying Sierra Leone 'blood-diamonds' into sectarian-troubled Belfast (Northern Ireland).

However, now things have become a twist-more exciting or rather 'complex' for Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan), as he's currently conducting a special legal-field case-study for Harvard Law regarding the 'categorical identification' of asset/fortune markets that help blood-diamond pirates/barons/smuggler effectively 'shuffle' in their piracy-gems into the legitimate 'overground' capitalism-exchange. The case-study at Harvard regards the proper or formalist-identification of asset-targets as reflective of specific capitalist intentionality, and to dissect this case intellectually/philosophically, Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) has to deconstruct the fundamental legal 'quality' of capitalism itself, thereby distinguishing asset/fortune intentionality from asset/fortune discretions.

Satan (Storm-Shadow) adopts a special graphic-anime legal-hero 'avatar' named Phoenix Wright to write this special case-study report for a Harvard Law journal, and as this valiant idealist-lawyer 'Phoenix Wight' of legal defense of liberty and capitalism-logic, Satan (Storm-Shadow) can re-present the capitalism 'matrix' through the lens of constructed intentional fortune-routing, using a thought-model of engaged individualistic intentional diarism. It's all a 'classic' show now really for the valiant Phoenix Wright and he hopes to defend the 'glass castle' of capitalism itself and thereby/hopefully recast capitalism-piracy and legal controversies (e.g., Enron) through the magical lens of 'wrought' decision-making. So, follow along this special 'law fable' of our imagined 'Phoenix Wright' (Amlan Satan) defending the liberty of the 'glass-castle' of capitalism-theory!

PHOENIX WRIGHT: "I contend in this case-study that the blood-diamond issue is not one of miscategorized asset-valuations, since undetected piracy-gems are rather invisibly and commercially 'shuffled into' the 'magical pot' of global treasures without direct threats to diamond merchants who're simply unaware of the content of the dollar-activity, but rather a 'condition' of intentional asset distribution, which is why I'll be presenting this law theory analysis with a thought-model lens of 'shoplifters' dialogue."

PHOENIX WRIGHT: "The modern global capitalism theory system is one of a shared 'harvest' of distributed goods/resources and then centralized/formalized monitoring or governance. The thought-model 'shoplifter' I'm using in this law-field analysis will offer us a way to 'categorize' fortune-intentionality through the lens of philosophy rather than absolute rationalism. The 'shoplifter' is presented in this law-theory case-study report regarding blood-diamond legitimization as not a 'terrorist' but as a 'philosopher' of the sheer complexity of the capitalism harvest!"

PHOENIX WRIGHT: "Imagine then that a proverbial or prototypical 'American shoplifter' is an American housewife who's frustrated and angst-ridden by her husband's adulterous behaviors and decides to 'lash out' against civilization by walking into a local shopping-mall and proceeding to shoplift some valuable items or 'treasures' and then is viewed by the critical society of which she's a 'diplomat' of ethics as a 'woman of dangerous methods' seeking to exploit capitalism as a glass-castle of intentionality-based deprivation."

PHOENIX WRIGHT: "We all are aware of the various world-religion systems of ethics prescriptions such as the Christian deadly sins or the infidelity of the heretics of Islam (and so forth!), but this 'shoplifter' capitalism-theory thought-model is mean to present the argument that capitalism as a holistic 'system' enables members/participants of the system itself to label behaviors, decisions, and intentions through the philosophical 'lens' of constructive customary rituals or contractual agreements, be they 'underground' or 'overground' in nature or quality. The shoplifter-model is meant to create a law-field theory diagram enabling us analysts of the legal system to evaluate problems like blood-diamond anarchy through the reach of advocacy of liberty as it pertains to identification/categorization of asset/fortune dialysis."

PHOENIX WRIGHT: "In conclusion, in a capitalism-theory of global proportion and contract/custom analysis for the law-field, there're 'technically' no pirates but simply 'actors' of asset/fortune distribution, and under such a 'model' we may think of the 'customs' or 'arrangements' of governance activity as evidence of the ability to categorize intention as ambition, thereby facilitating the 'scientific labeling' of pirates as simply 'science-fiction' agents of depression."

By presenting the 'shoplifter-model' of capitalism-theory as a way to formulate/formalize the methodology of distinguishing piracy from dissection, Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) effectively presented in his seminal Harvard Law case-study report/paper that blood-diamond fortune-deconstruction can come by way of 'intentionality identification' and help governors/detectors sift through the global levels of fortune pirates, fortune evaluators, and fortune doctors as 'messengers' of a teamwork-envisioned civilization disorientation. This was a great achievement or 'feather' in the history of capitalism-legalese diarism. To serve as true governors of modern capitalism dilemmas like blood-diamond traffic, one must actually 'think' like a medicine-man of dowries! It's the only way to prevent total capitalism anarchy, really, as Phoenix Wright would figuratively argue.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)