Dogma-Stalker

A Story by Abishai100

An American parable about life-reform visions and disastrous demons, reflecting a Western deed.

An American vignette about 'wrought' destiny, inspired by the dystopian film The Fan. Enjoy,

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Amlan Satan is a blood-diamond thief in North America but is studying law on his own through visits to the Harvard Library in New England. He's learning about the 'aesthetics' of the legal field to turn his life around.

SATAN (Amlan): Boston is my life, because I love ice-hockey and the Patriots cheerleaders, and I like Boston's skyline-vision!

He's recently a Catholic-convert and now regulars the local Boston church to pray about turning his life around and leaving behind his life of blood-diamond piracy-interception through Interpol-relations and becoming a straight-edge religious worshiper and student of law.

He's been collecting images on Google of legal courtroom paintings/portraits and learning about the 'sheer labyrinth' of the American legal system and jurisprudence, trying to appreciate the folkloric value of Western civilization reflective films like The Devil's Advocate (Keanu Reeves), The Firm (Tom Cruise), and A Civil Action (John Travolta).

Unfortunately, this isn't a normal or even happy life-reform story, because this tragic antihero James Bond character, Amlan Satan, is plagued by a serious psychological weakness --- women! Yes folks, he's simply hypnotized by New England Patriots football cheerleaders. In fact, amidst these 'deep' life-reform spiritual daydreams to leave behind a dangerous life of blood-diamond work, Satan (Amlan) suddenly spots a gorgeous Patriots cheerleaders in a football game in New England and decides to become a 'daylight-stalker' for American detention. What's going on?

SATAN (Amlan): Suddenly I find myself collecting images of the Patriots cheerleaders' history...a real number!

He's thought too much about blood-diamond work, and it's gotten to him. Satan remembers his teenage years when he enjoyed his subscription to Sports Illustrated and the Swimsuit Issue. Now, he's collecting toy diamonds and offering them as gifts to a special Patriots cheerleader as a daylight-stalker. What's the outcome of this toy-delusion, friends?

SATAN: I can't keep my eyes off her...I mean, this Patriots cheerleader is why I became a Catholic, really.

Satan (Amlan) even attends a special Patriots-Lions football game in New England to watch his 'beloved darling' cheerleader and takes photos of her with his handy-dandy iPhone for his new 'digital-art' website about the glory-magic of magazine consciousness and American beauty itself.

He then sends his 'darling cheerleader(s)' a staring digital-art print of a heart-romance symbol, claiming he's her secret bodyguard from the Internet and not undoubtedly her secret admirer and explains he wants to leave behind his Interpol-relations work for new daydreams about computer-age daydreams.

PATRIOTS CHEERLEADER: It's no shock this Facebook-age renders all this insanity about socialized delusions.

SATAN: I find myself praying at the same Catholic church in Boston, not about law-study but about the Patriots cheerleader.

Satan procures a special 'Storm-Shadow' ninja-infiltration action-figure from eBay/Internet in New England and uses the 'doll' to erect a special net-blog about the modern appeal of guerrilla-politics and wrought consumerism optimism (e.g., Consumer Reports). This guy's really something, right?