Michael Myers: Devil's Night Greeting-Card

A Story by Abishai100

A special night before Halloween in idyllic Haddonfield (NJ/USA) has a gov't-operationalist seeking vigilance and dishing djinns.

A fun Halloween-season crime-story loosely-inspired by the dioramic Western/American 'diary' horror-film Halloween IV: The Return of Michael Myers. Thanks for reading,

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It's the season of the harvest, the season of Samhain in Gaelic tradition (Ireland, Northern Ireland) and the season of Halloween in the United States, where there's a certain 'air' of Catholic festivity and celebration of autumn's 'ghoulish' delights in pumpkins, candy, and general spiritual delight.

A certain guerrilla-intelligence infiltration-agent with Interpol-relations named Amlan Satan (code-name: Storm-Shadow) operates with blood-diamond interceptions against piracy-smuggling in economically-complicated Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) as co-captain of the underground world group loosely known as the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (F-IRA), which works against underworld gem smuggling to prevent destabilization of overground commerce negotiations between Catholics-Protestants in troubled Belfast.

Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) is visiting Haddonfield (NJ/USA) this October season to see his wife Shelbye O'Meara who's working with the Friends of Humanity (FOH) on the East Coast to bring inter-religious Halloween festivities for youngsters. Satan (Amlan!) wants to retire from dangerous blood-diamond work in Northern Ireland and is therefore in Haddonfield to create some help for Shelbye for the Halloween season and all its festivities/decorations.

Now, we all know Haddonfield (NJ/USA) is a small-town of great autumn ornaments and harvest-season shopping decorations and therefore has become a Halloween-time symbolic area of great social activity. That's why Shelbye O'Meara's working there this American autumn season to bring pluralism social festivities, and now Satan (Amlan!) is there in Haddonfield too to assist her.

STORM-SHADOW (Amlan Satan): I get the eerie nerdy feeling there's something extra-required in Haddonfield this Halloween!

Satan (Amlan!) wanders around Haddonfield during Halloween-time and thinks of why he's feeling 'spooked' about a general 9/11-anniversary year terrorism worry. Perhaps one of his Interpol-relations 'adversaries' has followed him all the way to NJ/USA to create panic during the harvest season. Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) decides he needs to 'suit-up' and make for some local small-town NJ/USA vigilance during Halloween, or specifically, the night before Halloween.

The night before Halloween is known widely in North America as 'Devil's Night' (a ritual event of annual mischief/anarchy practiced by 'fans' of the Samhain/Halloween season!), and he's wondering if 'evil pranksters' from Northern Ireland have followed him to Haddonfield (NJ/USA) to 'cast spells' in the small-town on the East, and he's therefore dressing/suiting-up as a costumed 'vigilante' for Devil's Night (the night before Halloween) and wielding a special imagination in his special 'devilish' outfit/uniform for crime-fighting!

STORM-SHADOW: I'll be wielding a special toy water-rifle in Haddonfield on Devil's Night...filled with hot acid.

SHELBYE: Well, all seems bright and orange and pumpkin-like in Haddonfield for Halloween-time, so we're not too anxious.

Unfortunately, Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) of F-IRA/Interpol-relations had good sound reason to worry about Haddonfield (NJ/USA) security this autumn season. For a special team of masked evildoers known as the Red Hood Gang, Haddonfield bank is the prime-target for a diamond-robbery, and Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) must intercept this immediately for the sake of Devil's Night...and the Halloween season.

Storm-Shadow follows Red Hood Gang into the Haddonfield bank during their heist and throws Devil's Night greeting-cards at them before threatening to shoot their feet with his 'acid-rifle' and has the police show up to arrest them in Haddonfield (NJ/USA), deterring a major crime on Devil's Night in the United States. Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) tells the media, "This is a time of ornamental delight...not darkness."

HADDONFIELD POLICE: One of the Red Hood Gang escaped from our cop-cars, and we had to track him to a nearby hideout.

SHELBYE: I can't believe my husband had to do this strange heroics on Halloween night-prior, but I'm happy on Devil's Night.

Satan (Amlan) buys Shelbye a pair of gorgeous Irish jewelry-pieces for Halloween, promising her 'Devil's Night' will no longer be a thing of socialized terror in idyllic/fantastic Haddonfield (NJ/USA).

AMLAN: Let's go watch the new Halloween horror-film in the Haddonfield theater, darling.

SHELBYE: Oh, I love those films, and I think Michael Myers is the perfect 'minister' for Devil's Night.

AMLAN: Happy Halloween!

Is Devil's Night safe now (and forever!) in Haddonfield (NJ/USA)? Will Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) retire from blood-diamond guerilla-intelligence work in troubled Belfast and retire with Shelbye O'Meara in New Jersey? What do you think?