Pizza-Boy: Continental Drift Theory

A Story by Abishai100

A wry folk-tale about continental diamond-infiltration, engaged by a 'James Bond' dude who calls himself Pizza-Boy!

A James Bond spoof inspired loosely by Blood Diamond (Leo DiCaprio). Enjoy!

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An American East Coast guerrilla-infiltration operationalist with Interpol-relations destabilized blood-diamond piracy traffic stretching between British Columbia (North America) and Northern Ireland (United Kingdom).

This Interpol-relations agent worked for a secret underground world group known as FIRA and connected highways between economically-complex Vancouver and economically-complicated Belfast, to secure affirmative-action employment assistance program policy reform talks catering to inter-religious life, otherwise threatened by blood-diamond piracy creating continental woes!

This Interpol-relations agent working with FIRA was a scholar from Dartmouth and was versed in works comparing East-West political paradigm parallels regarding governance reform axes and economics currents in conditions such as the Quit India Movement.

This Interpol-relations agent based in North America (East Coast USA) was known by American intelligence operators as 'Pizza-Boy' since he worked as a regular daytime delivery-boy at a prominent Connecticut pizza-restaurant catering to the upper-class baron investors in diamonds on the East Coast.

Now, Pizza-Boy is actually Amlan Satan, a master-thief and American guerrilla-sniper who'd trained with John Flint of the GI Joes in DC (not comics!). Satan ('Pizza-Boy') is following a lead that a corrupt Euro-baron is using the Mohegan Sun casino/resort center in Connecticut to move blood-diamonds between Vancouver and Belfast. Pizza-Boy will attend a new Mohegan Sun event showcasing diamonds, representing his pizza-restaurant franchise as a business-investor, but doubling as the FIRA guerrilla- in suit-and-tie.

PIZZA-BOY: We care about the marketing of delicious pizzas-and-sides for East Coast capitalism linked to other markets!

During his foray into the Mohegan Sun, Pizza-Boy will break into the baron suite safe-box and switch his blood-diamonds with toy gems in his shoes but not before he has to 'take out' the baron's bodyguards, costumed/masked as a 'thespian' of diamonds.

PIZZA-BOY: I dumped the guards' bodies into the basement incinerator of the resort building, to turn evidence into ash!

Mohegan Sun is considered the finest Native-owned/operated casino/resort center in North America, and it stands as a testament to what really makes modern globalized capitalism a potential 'thing' of culture-based dogma...and diamonds.

PIZZA-BOY: I find myself like 'James Bond' himself but distracted by the wealthy resort owner's gorgeous daughter Sarah.

As 'Pizza-Boy' completes his daring FIRA/Interpol-relations mission at the Mohegan Sun, destabilizing global blood-diamond piracy highways and forcing the evil baron investing through underground channels in North America to draw out media commentaries about gem-controversy, he also fertilizes his newfound romantic 'vision' of the lovely resort owner's daughter, Sarah, who loves dressing in traditional Native-dress and modeling for 'fanzines' while hosting new business-investors in the lust/private casino-gaming floors in Connecticut (USA).