Boy-Scout: Football-America

A Story by Abishai100

A wily-tale about Detroit football, American diamonds, crime-detectors, and piracy-intervention on 'distant' scales!

A fun holiday-season urban adventure in America, inspired by the iconic 1990s action-crime film The Last Boy Scout and featuring some fun Detroit-city diamonds. Enjoy!

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Detroit (USA) is the home of the Lions football season and it's where the evil baron Goldfinger moves blood-diamond pirate-traffic between British Columbia (North America) and Northern Ireland (United Kingdom).

GOLDFINGER: This city is simply mine.

As the Lions prepare for their hot American football season, drawing in much media-marketing, the team also prepares for its symbolic annual Thanksgiving 'Football-America' game on broadcast-TV in North America. This is a time of great consumerism/media...and defense-requirements for capitalism defense!

Two Detroit police-detectives, Amlan Satan and Denzel Jones (AS/DJ) are working the Goldfinger blood-diamond motion case in the old US city. Satan is an Ivy League graduate and blood-diamond infiltrations-intelligence worker through Interpol-relations assessing the traffic stretch of blood-diamonds between Vancouver and Belfast through Detroit.

Jones is the slightly-older partner of Satan and is a hard-working Detroit detective who believes Goldfinger has plans to make blood-diamond traffic a phenomenon of globalized piracy, and he thinks his partner is adept enough to crack this case. Jones is considered an 'old-school' policeman with a knack for sniffing out evil.

GOLDFINGER: My new Detroit bar-dive is the top-notch hang-out for the underworld, and I shall guard it from cops.

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption today threatens the world-diamond exchange and makes terrorism woes!

AMLAN SATAN ('AS'): This looks like a blood-diamond piracy control crime-scene created by Goldfinger's force.

DENZEL JONES ('DJ'): Me thinks you'll have to choreograph some blood-diamond 'bank-heist' of the baron's safe-boxes.

Thanksgiving has finally come around to the US city of Detroit, the old city of cars and traffic, and everyone's psyched-out for Thanksgiving's 'Football-America' pageantry, but will Baron Goldfinger destroy this American portrait?

AS: We've gotta ensure Lions game-time security for my diamond-heist.

DJ: I'll take care of that...you handle the diamond-heist to ruin Goldfinger.

The Lions afternoon game kicks off on Thanksgiving Day, and the hot Detroit team is making it difficult for the rival visiting Bears as the media broadcasts this ad-friendly holiday-season 'Football-America' game.

DJ (Denzel Jones): Goldfinger's at this game in his special 'Ford limo' and me thinks he'll be creating some crime-scene.

It's true; Goldfinger's brought his special 'media-entourage' in his 'special' Ford limo to the Lions-Bears Thanksgiving game, and DJ (Denzel Jones) thinks this baron of crime is bringing with him some of his blood-diamonds and staging some stadium terrorism, so he decides to stalk the entourage and follow his minions/guardsman once they exit the Goldfinger-Ford limo.

AS (Amlan Satan): I'm at the Detroit bank in a maudlin-thespian mask/costume to stage this diamond-heist during the game!

Now, the Detroit bank where Baron Goldfinger stores his blood-diamonds is quite impressive with excellent securities, and AS (Amlan Satan) walks in to tell the manager he's part of a Thanksgiving theater-show in the streets outside Ford Field for the Lions Thanksgiving game showcasing some play-act about Baron Goldfinger's diamond-fortunes in old Detroit and requests access to the bank's safe-box area for media-photos. He's escorted by a guardsman (Leo) inside the bank.

LEO: What's the toy water-rifle for, good brother?
AS: It's filled with hot acid, Leo, my good man!
LEO: Are you a thief, damned?
AS: I'm working with Interpol-relations to draw out Goldfinger-piracy, Leo.
LEO: Goldfinger's bad?
AS: Don't think it, Leo; just dance in front of the security-camera!
LEO: You're burning his safe-box and swapping his blood-diamonds, eh?
AS: Precision, Leo.
LEO: Alright; I'll keep this a 'dark secret' for the good Detroit detectors, man.
AS: Thanks, my man; Happy Thanksgiving.

AS (Amlan Satan) performs the blood-diamond 'Thanksgiving-Swap' of the Detroit bank safe-box belonging to Goldfinger and darts back to the Thanksgiving Lions game to aid DJ (Denzel Jones) for the game-operations/security.

AS: Denzel and I performed a minor miracle on Thanksgiving for Detroit goodness.
ESHA: You did the diamond-work for your Interpol gurus!
AS: How'd your fashion-shoot go in Detroit, darling wife?
ESHA: It went perfectly.
AS: Well, perhaps Goldfinger will have to make comments about piracy-dangers now.
ESHA: You're a good partner for Denzel Jones, Satan.
AS: Me thinks...you're perfectly divine.