Crox-Man

A New England ('Bostonian') folk-tale about holiday-season detention.

A holiday-season vignette inspired by Scrooged. 

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An unusual man who'd become a college-campus fraternity alumni called BonesGate [BG] wanted to become a special Christmastime homeless food-drive superhero called Crox-Man.

This modern-day real-life American hero known as 'Crox-Man' is Amlan Satan who's working with Interpol-relations to destabilize blood-diamond pirate-traffic in Northern Ireland (UK) but is now working in Boston (USA) to create a holiday-season homeless-shelter food-drive, targeted specifically to poor youth.

CROX-MAN: I'm using BonesGate at the Ivy League to create a convenient cyber-market for social-work diagonal!

You see, Crox-Man had found a very clever way to use mainstream Western media/folk-literature to market and spread the cyber-idea that socialized ideas about distributed resources/foods would go to the heart of new era dialogue regarding the more 'robust' addressing of capitalism itself, inspired by various critical works by great writers like Swift/Smith.

CROX-MAN: We should be able to create um some nifty 'brand' of cyber-marketing of homeless-food dollars!

Crox-Man and his special Christmas-army managed to make countless trays of supermarket croissants. Hey, his name's 'Crox-Man' after all, so we can expect a special Christian 'dash' of wholly democratic nomenclature.

There was a nice surge from the mayor in Boston (USA) regarding investments in homeless-shelter resourcing this Coronavirus-time holiday-season, so Crox-Man was able to turn croissants into a sort of continental 'diamond' dream for otherwise depression-images of poverty and raw survival in these American shelters for the poor.

CROX-MAN: We'd like to create a sort of North American drive for the preservation of not only Boston parks but people!

Crox-Man and his army of Boston 'social-ites' had made many many croissants for this homeless-drive for poor youth and scattered parents in the hard winter season. This was advanced idealism, since it went to direct organized work regarding mobilized/resourced teamwork for area dollars.

Crox-Man and his army even created a special shelter Christmas-can foods display by lights/ornaments, and Boston Herald called it the time of great armies.

BOSTON HERALD: There's a terrific surge in area coordination of members creating self-imposed forms of institutional dream!

CROX-MAN: Of course, I myself will be wandering around in a Saturn-van in maudlin costume/mask with toys for homeless.

BOSON HERALD: Crox-Man's Saturn-van has become a sort of 'superhero-vehicle' for North American (New England) dollars!

However, a real homegrown terrorist named Richard Jem (aka, Count Vertigo) wanted to wreak havoc and destroy this holiday-season daylight by making a bomb-threat on Boston Park, where some homeless people hid/slept in the hard-winter to survive and evade detection. Crox-Man now had to deal with a super-media dark man.

CROX-MAN: Well, we'll see if this 'Count Vertigo' of Boston (New England) can defy my water-gun toy-drive for poor babes!

BOSTON HERALD: We'll be 'gifting' Crox-Man a special hero-sweater for Christmastime for Bostonian...diaries.

Folks, this is simply a tale of immaculate New England diaries, created by organized commercial vanities 'spun' into real dreams of winter-season dollars, diamonds, doughnuts...and dates.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)