Soccer-Girl!

A valiant James Bond must protect a soccer media-broadcastwoman from the clutches of new era cynicism...and detention.

An optimism-tale about media-marketing in the modern world, the peace behind sports-media, and the virtue of shared global dialogue. Enjoy! 

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A special-agent was working with the 'Friends of Humanity' to track a special world-soccer sports-announcer woman named Isobel who's being threatened by a modern terrorist, hoping to catch the bad-guy in his tracks while working on a diamond-piracy security operation in the United Kingdom.

The diamond-piracy in the UK was linked to some bad Euro-markets underground with associations of conflict-zones in Sierra Leone (Africa), and soccer had become a global capitalism-promoting social activity, which is why this terrorist was threatening Isobel (the 'Soccer-Girl'!), requiring this special-agent (Storm-Shadow) to offer some diamond-matrix security for the valiant media lady in this time of diamonds intrigue in Europe.

STORM-SHADOW: We're tracking news-media announcements of Isobel working with soccer-event announcing.

ISOBEL: Soccer's my life-in-media, and I've been commentating on Dutch-Euro soccer for The Guardian since 2010!

Now, we all know friends that soccer is a human sporting activity requiring/re-presenting special teamwork and elegance skills for offense-defense dances reflecting the style/prose of the representative teams each nation/country sends to these international events (e.g., World Cup), and soccer had become a global symbol of anti-terrorism rhetoric, and our proverbial/iconic 'Soccer-Girl' (Isobel!) had become a media 'doll' or Soccer-Barbie for this type of media-champagne in modern times.

STORM-SHADOW: I'll be tracking this 'Soccer-Girl' to make sure media-events for athletes during recreation isn't terrorism!

ISOBEL: I think the media-dollars behind modern soccer/sports in Europe (or elsewhere!) is imprinted onto capitalism itself!

STORM-SHADOW: I think I'll gift a special handheld electronic soccer video-game for 'Soccer-Girl' media toasts to peace!

TERRORIST: We'll destroy any media-campaign biased for the West purporting to celebrate/toast the 'glories' of world-soccer!

Storm-Shadow tracked Soccer-Girl (Isobel!) all over Europe until he found clues to the stalking anti-capitalism bad-guy (terrorist) who's haunting the poor/valiant media lady. He tracked the known terrorist to a warehouse in Holland and apprehended him by pretending to be a soccer-hater carrying a brochure about banning soccer in Argentina and Brazil!

ISOBEL: I'm so psyched for the upcoming Olympics men's soccer event and to media-broadcast once more in sanity and peace.

STORM-SHADOW: The goal (ultimate) of all this modern pro-globalism rhetoric is to secure social activity for peace/media.

Storm-Shadow then has a dream one night while sleeping in which he's visited by an adversarial 'Blue Dragon' of anti-capitalism/media rhetoric during which he's to 'defend' the honor of the 'Soccer-Girl' and of general globalism.

STORM-SHADOW: Well, Soccer-Girl is a diplomat/doll of globalism-ideas!
BLUE DRAGON: Well, it seems to me you're thinking about the 'vanities' of capitalism.
STORM-SHADOW: This ain't vanity, Mr. Dragon...it's good old world imagination/intuition!
BLUE DRAGON: So, does your proverbial 'Soccer-Girl' require some kind of uniform, then?
STORM-SHADOW: Well, we suppose an 'outfit' for media-optimism reflects modern theater!
BLUE DRAGON: What's the difference between theater...and vanity?
STORM-SHADOW: That's an easy one --- it's all in the 'details' of socialized education!
BLUE DRAGON: How does sports-media offer anything educational, Storm-Shadow?
STORM-SHADOW: That's an easy one --- it's all in the 'details' of socialized daydreams.
BLUE DRAGON: Terrorism has become a nightmare.
STORM-SHADOW: Sure; that's why we uphold the social virtues of media-dance.
BLUE DRAGON: Dance?
STORM-SHADOW: I don't dance that much; I do however trumpet the 'tones' of democracy!
BLUE DRAGON: Is media-marketing really democracy, Storm-Shadow?
STORM-SHADOW: It can be --- if/when we celebrate 'Soccer-Girl' as a doll for media-networks.
BLUE DRAGON: Is the modern global network really a dollhouse...or a vanity-mall?

STORM-SHADOW: It's not vanity, Mr. Dragon, if you consider what we're actually doing here!
BLUE DRAGON: What exactly are you doing 'here' then, Storm-Shadow?

STORM-SHADOW: That's an easy one --- I'm 'drawing' the 'dates' of Soccer-Girl, Mr. Dragon!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)