The Cobra Cop

A Story by Abishai100

A celebrated 'vigilante' in New England (Boston) seeks to rescue a model-damsel from the stalking-vision of a maniac (Night-Slasher) who's simply...deaf.

A very fun vigilante-folktale inspired loosely by the cult-favorite American/Western crime-d film Cobra (Sylvester Stallone), which is a nice 'diary' for this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11, when we could all use some nice holiday-season diaries in America. Thanks so much for reading (and Happy Christmas!),

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Boston (New England) is troubled because of a new 'dark' element underground which has corrupted or 'sullied' the iconic city's sense of metaphysics-iconography!

Fashion-models working in Boston are being stalked and bloody murdered by a serious masked psycho and underworld 'gargoyle' named Night-Slasher who preys on our urban sensibilities about trafficked magic behind capitalism's dazzling human vanities.

NIGHT-SLASHER: I'm sending this 'anonymous' post to the Herald (newspaper) to announce my reign as supreme dark-man!

The proverbial 'Night-Slasher' has put a damper onto Boston's Christmastime visions of urban sanity and sanitation, forcing a new brand of 'super-hero' to rise to the challenge to subvert this dark urban reign of landscape hellmouth.

This new Boston (New England) action-hero calls himself affably the 'Cobra-Cop' (reference to a comic book genre in the West/America!) and declares his underground 'veiled' intention to infiltrate/disintegrate the urban demon's reign of media-published social hell.

COBRA-COP (Amlan Satan): I shall destroy this new 'menace' to American life in New England with my 'nerdy' designs.

Amlan Satan who calls himself this special New England 'action-hero' the Cobra-Cop wears a Scarecrow costume/mask and drives around troubled Boston armed with water-guns filled with homemade corrosive/reactive HCL acid, a symbol of his urban diplomacy of 'wrought' democratic vigilance.

COBRA-COP (Amlan Satan): I'll be raiding a Boston bank safe-box holding 'piracy blood-diamonds' owned by Night-Slasher.

After the valiant/decorative 'Scarecrow' Cobra-Cop (Amlan Satan) raids Night-Slasher's corrupt Boston/urban capitalism-fortunes from the New England bank safe-box with a carefully-placed gem-swap, using his signature water-guns filled with acid to perform the box-burning and gem-swap (with toy gems hidden in his shoes!), he tells the Herald (newspaper) there's a new kind of urban police (masked) to bring a newfound magical sense of night-time urban fortune-gossip.

Cobra-Cop (Amlan Satan) learns that this demonic 'Night-Slasher' serial-killer of fashion/culture-models is in retaliation/vengeance stalking a special/gorgeous Mortal Kombat (video-game club) model named Sareena who's simply trying to market a new New England (Boston) youth fan-circle for media-entertainment. Night-Slasher tells the iconic Herald (newspaper) that Sareena's is his special 'diadem-target' trophy to hoist the message of total American urban paranoia!

COBRA-COP (Amlan Satan): Don't fear the reaper, darling; I'll shield you with Boston-security deception.
SAREENA (Mortal Kombat club-model): I feel 'safer' knowing you're doing what policemen find sadly diluted, good hero.

After the ingenious Cobra-Cop (Amlan Satan) whisks away his newfound 'crusade-damsel' Sareena into a New England hideout, the demonic Night-Slasher serial-killer 'retorts' with a horrific/tragic decapitation of a Boston fashion-model outside a Marriott hotel, claiming he's 'waged war' against American hospitality to target/destroy this clever 'American vigilante' who's managed to draw out his modern sense of criminal dance.

NIGHT-SLASHER: If this 'damsel' of the popular Cobra-Cop dares to hideout in a Marriott hotel, I'll wear a mask and drug her.

COBRA-COP (Amlan Satan): What I'm accomplishing with this 'vigilante-mission' in Boston is wrought street-dollars.

BOSTON HERALD (newspaper): We think this 'Scarecrow' (costumed) Cobra-Cop is the answer to New England depression.

Cobra-Cop (Amlan Satan) decides to paint some gifted rental-company street-cars with police-paint and shoots the tires of the parked cars along the streets of worried Boston with his signature HCL-acid filled water-guns and tells the media/Herald (newspapers) that his 'deed' intends to draw out the Night-Slasher to see if this modern 'maniac' (worse than the Boston Strangler!) shall be able to retort to this new brand of urban vigilante dialogue.

NIGHT-SLASHER: I'm not certain what this 'Cobra-Cop' intends to perform, but his homemade-vigilante frustrates my dreams!

After this valiant vigilante Cobra-Cop (Amlan Satan) miraculously lures the Night-Slasher to Harvard Square (New England) and shoots his feet with his HCL-acid water-guns and disarms/forces him to surrender, the serial-killer has no choice but to tell the iconic Herald (newspaper) that he's been 'dulled' by the 'designed' creativity of a real-life modern-day priest!