Amlan Satan: Vampire-Hunter & Son [Dartmouth Company]

A Story by Abishai100

An unusual tale of Romanian adventure and vampire-tracking, conducted by a valiant Western man and his two darling sons...who seek distinction.

An homage to classical adventure-storytelling, loosely inspired by Van Helsing video-game/media. Enjoy!

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Amlan Satan is a Dartmouth divinity and economics dual professor studying the impact of blood-diamond piracy highways threatening the moral fiber of globalized capitalism.

He's also the assistant coach of the Dartmouth men's soccer team and is coaching the 'Big Green' with a tandy 4-4-2 offense-zone plastic striker-method to create open lanes for scoring through terrific teamwork-passing by the goal and is reputed to be the top Ivy League soccer 'mind' this year, adding nice media-sportsmanship news in this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11.

He's been teaching at Dartmouth for 3 years now, and he's got two darling sons from a previous/failed marriage to a Romanian princess (Esmerelda).

However, in his double-life, Amlan Satan is a vampire-analyst and hunter-extraordinaire, having already completed 3 mercenary-missions in Eastern Europe hunting a new Russian vampire underground group called Red Hood exploiting capitalism-vulnerabilities to create a new 'vampire dominion' of dollars/money in modern Europe.

AMLAN SATAN (Vampire-Hunter): We use holy-water and tranquilizer-darts laced with garlic to shoo away bloodsucking rads.

Romania is colored by vampire-clan Red Hood shifting over from Russia to create a satellite-station, rumored to be tied to the new terrorist-group Cobra. Romania is crawling with these night-creatures (men/women) who prey on the travelers/idlers who may be young adults just wandering around enjoying life. Amlan Satan (vampire-hunter) is setting-up shop with his two darling sons (Damian/Rohan) to create a hunter-mission, and he wants to train them in Romania to follow in his work.

ROHAN: I love my father, and though he's crazy, he's proved to me vampires exist, and I'm training to be a sniper in Romania!

DAMIAN: As the older (mature) son of the pair (with Rohan), I seek to offer our vampire-hunting team a dose of objectivity!

AMLAN SATAN (Vampire-Hunter): We'll load some tandy water-guns with holy-water to burn away the veil of the vampire-clan.

The team arrives on Tarom airlines and set up shop in Bucharest (Romania) before prowling the city-streets at night in special costumes/masks, pretending to be a theater-team of circus-performers making a show about vampires/diamonds in Romania.

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption today threatens the world-diamond exchange and makes terrorism woe!

As Amlan, Rohan, and Damian snowboard around the snowy gloomy hills of a Romanian resort-hotel center, they're aware that the evil Red Hood clan of Russian vampires has sent its 'goons' during the Christmas season to create fear(s). The vampire-hunter team don't want to present themselves as anything but 'cute' and 'clever' artists in the snowy mountains.

AMLAN SATAN (Vampire-Hunter): We'll lure some of the bloodsuckers into a forest campfire and strike them with guns/water!

They meet a gorgeous hostess at the Romanian resort-hotel area/center by the snowy mountains, named Danica, and she falls in love with Amlan and is impressed/overwhelmed at how gallantly he raises and loves his two darling sons (Rohan/Damian). Perhaps they'll form an unlikely loving family someday, but for now, he must tell Danica his mission must not be deterred and even asks her to pose as a luring 'bait' to draw in a male vampire into one of the resort-area private hotel-rooms. She's proven to be quite a 'Bond girl' in this Romanian quest for sanity.

DANICA: Darling, I have a son too from a previous/failed marriage (Shuvro), and he plays youth-league soccer in Bucharest.

Soccer is a huge sport in Europe, and who knows what kinds of criminals/barons/evildoers have 'infiltrated' its corporate structure, despite its continuing media brilliance in marketing a peace-driven modern media/commercial trophy?

AMLAN SATAN (Vampire-Hunter): We'll organize a young-adult street-soccer 'club' in Bucharest to lure in more vampires.

DAMIAN: Rohan, and dad, and I (with some help from dad's new gal Danica!) have uncovered a yuppie-vampire clan of hell!

AMLAN SATAN (Vampire-Hunter): I shall deal with the 'queen' of this micro-clan personally in this ski-resort area (Veronica).

VERONICA (Vampire): So, monsieur, you're into Euro-soccer, it seems to me?
AMLAN (Vampire-Hunter): It's a 'dashing' game of great teamwork conduct and flair, no?
VERONICA (Vampire): Me thinks you're into soccer for a veil of vanity or kids' feat, yes?
AMLAN (Vampire-Hunter): I'm no bloodsucking predator of human vanities; my sons love soccer as do I!
VERONICA (Vampire): Me thinks you're a cloaked 'vampire-hunter' from the West with an agenda for domination.
AMLAN (Vampire-Hunter): I have just the hidden weapon in my case to show you...I am!

ROHAN: We've purchased an art-commission to have us portrayed as 'Romanian superheroes' in a local Bucharest fanzine!

AMLAN SATAN (Vampire-Hunter): Jokes aside, I have to work seriously as a masked 'hunter' and be dually theatrical/assassin.

Perhaps this vampire-hunter 'team' in modern Romania will achieve that elusive glory required to surmount these creeping Red Hood vampire goons from Russia who seek to undermine basic traffic sanity/security, but maybe Amlan will also choose to settle-down and marry Danica and merge her and her son with his small family of two boys to form what just might become a divine decision.