Point Break: Oakland

A Story by Abishai100

A wry tale of coastal adventure involving a blood-diamond raid of an evil baron's bank safe-box and Raiders-Eagles discontinuity.

A story about blood-diamond daring, inspired by Point Break (Patrick Swayze).

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A special fraternity-house at a respected Ivy League school was host to two iconic/eccentric members ('brothers') who happened to be twins, Algerian-Americans.

The twins (Amlan and Marcus Satan) were fans of cyber-comics clubs and blogged about sectarian troubles in Western Civilization (i.e., Northern Ireland) and work with modern underground groups like the iconic 'Friends of Humanity' (FOH) who worked towards pluralism affirmative-action employment assistance programs in Catholic-Protestant divided communities in the UK creating paranoia-imagination about the 'tremors' of democratic activity and had therefore become cyber-comics 'diplomats' of a modern 'dollhouse' aesthetic!

AMLAN: Our frat-house is our 'orphanage' and we consider it an inspiration for democratic deeds.

MARCUS: We're going to forward a new Friends of Humanity 'agenda' using our campus-house as a cyber-base!

Amlan is a computer-wizard and bank-robber alongside his twin brother Marcus who's a fashion-design student as well as bank-robber. The two are heading to Oakland to rob a bank safe-box with blood-diamonds from Sierra Leone ('conflict-zone') and swap the piracy-gems with toy-diamonds.

Marcus considers this vital Western mission a symbol of capitalism-governance, and it's ironic/coincidental how these two Ivy League 'frat-bros' have become suddenly dressy messengers of globalism rhetoric as it pertains to the modern gem-capitalism market/highway. These are the real-life James Bonds (e.g., '007', '006')!

AMLAN: We know Baron Goldfinger's created a blood-diamond haven in Oakland, but we've gotta create monitors.

MARCUS: We'll stakeout the bank where Goldfinger's hiding his piracy-gems to plan our heist while doing some Raiders work!

This 'Raiders' work involves the two 'frat-bros' (Amlan/Marcus) organizing a diamond-investment ad-media campaign employed by the two rival teams (Raiders/Eagles) who're to face each other in a preseason exhibition game in Oakland during which there'll be a 'special' ad about diamond-markets in California, placed/paid by Goldfinger.

AMLAN: We'll be business consultants for the Raiders while monitoring Goldfinger's involvement in organization hierarchy.

MARCUS: We can sit in the Goldfinger patron-box during the Eagles game and ditch for halftime for the bank-heist.

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption today threatens the world-diamond exchange and makes terrorism woe.

GOLDFINGER: If anyone dares to lay their greedy little digits on my blood-diamonds, they'll be decapitated/buried.

The two 'frat-bros' march into the Oakland bank with Goldfinger's blood-diamonds during halftime (Raiders/Eagles) and wield toy water-guns and wear clown masks and claim they're sent by the Baron during the football-game to take theater-photos of the bank's safe-box area for a follow-up media ad on TV. While inside the safe-box area, escorted by the single guardsman (Leo), Amlan/Marcus reveal their 'point break' agenda inside this Oakland bank.

BANK GUARDSMAN (Leo): I'd no idea traffic was symbolic that football-day, and we think Interpol's doing a baron-detention!

That day, an iconic Hollywood starlet-celebrity marched into the bank while Amlan/Marcus were performing their 'point-break' heist, and the two had no choice but to discreetly march her into their stolen car with their concealed 'guns' (water-guns filled with acid!) after burning into Goldfinger's box and swapping his pirate-gems with toy-diamonds and leaving the note, "No movie-star is going to save today's barons dirty with diamond delinquency."

OAKLAND POLICE: Our duty is now to determine 'scales' of Interpol-commitment and control reactionary crime-gang riots.

AMLAN: This will be a 'terrific' exposure of baron-investment dialogue in media regarding pirate-roads in North America.

MARCUS: This will surely add some nice 'eyes' to the Raiders-Eagles organization monitoring of investment-files!

The two 'frat-bros' returned to their Ivy League base and continued in their professorial positions doing blood-diamond analytics consultancy for a major European police body/group while continuing their cyber-comics blogging about pluralism capitalism sanity for Friends of Humanity. This would be a nice 'rose' for the diagrams of globalism folklore.