Simon/Simon: Boston Belle

Simon/Simon: Boston Belle

A Story by Abishai100
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Simon/Simon are once-again drawn into a crime-case, this time to protect a Boston belle and her infant boy from a predator ('Night-Slasher')!

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One more detective-story inspired by the iconic American series Simon & Simon. Enjoy! 
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My agent told me to call you two, Simon/Simon. My name is Belle, and I live in fair Boston (New England) with my infant-boy Damian. I'm a media-model, but I'm being stalked by the Boston strangler/terrorist known as the Night-Slasher, and I need your help to make my Boston life once more sane/secure.



The detective-agency newsletter (cyber) I signed up for is where I found your listing as a detective-company enlisted to assist/help private citizens with a serious secret criminal dilemma. I dunno who this psycho 'Night-Slasher' really is, but I'm hopeful you two are the right men to help me now, and your listing-photos made you two look quite...diligent!



SIMON: Should we take this case, friend?
SIMON: We have nothing else on our docket right now, Simon --- let's track this Night-Slasher in our masks/costumes.



I'm so fortunate to have you two help me. Someone at work asked me, "Belle, did you end up finding Simon/Simon to help you and your boy Damian?" and I responded, "I believe the two slick New England eyes are out prowling in masks and wielding water-guns filled with acid to shoot at the tires of Night-Slasher driving by late-night in his ominous bloody murder-van!"



I just hate the idea of walking around alone in this big city of traffic and money trying to get to my modeling-agency building every morning after dropping off Damian at Day-Care One (DCO) and then worrying this 'Night-Slasher' is stalking/recording fair ladies in New England like me simply trying to walk around in peace and normality!



SIMON: I think this Night-Slasher's targeted Belle because of her single-condition and her little boy Damian!
SIMON: We'll keep prowling around late-night outside her apt-building in costumes/masks pretending to be street-artists.



Oh, Simon/Simon, Damian my boy loved your little Hess gas-station model truck-and-copter play-set toys. He plays with that thing all day long at Day-Care One (DCO), and I know I just know I picked the right nerds to protect us in Boston and revive Damian's sense of courage and play.



SIMON: What if Belle is making all this up for modeling-media press, and the Night-Slasher is fake...or maybe it's Belle!
SIMON: Nah, we have clues Night-Slasher's very real and a brutish fellow who wields a butcher's blade in Boston.



NIGHT-SLASHER: I dunno how you two weirdo-clowns found me, but I won't let you take me in...you've gotta slay me!



Simon/Simon, I want to again thank you for saving me and Damian from the Night-Slasher, and now he's dead, we can sanely go back to our regular evening runs to Whole Foods Market in New England, not worrying about a super-psycho hot on our tracks. Thanks to you two and God bless.



SIMON: Maybe we'll be featured/canonized in a detective-comics story, Simon.
SIMON: Yeah, the two of us, New England comic book 'avatars' to draw in more psychos for the reaper.



BELLE: I just want to say that New England feels somehow 'cleaner' because of the two 'dicks' (Simon/Simon).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2022 Abishai100


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