The Cheerleader Dune

A Story by Abishai100

A narration of media-activity in Western/American culture and its re-presentation of a distinctly 'liberal' commercial detention.

An homage to American liberal media, inspired loosely by My Fellow Americans. Thanks for reading,

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I had this vanity-case in my mom's bedroom, and I used to stare at it, its multiple compartments containing all those 'magical' cosmetics and items my mom would possess, and I realized growing up male in the USA, this vanity-case and its consumerism-symbolism would haunt me!

However, later on in my American life as a male, I didn't buy vanity-cases but rather more male-centric/iconic consumerism trophies/items like laser-rifles (toys) and glowing robots. I went the other way, in other words, of course.

So every Super Bowl Sunday in the USA now, as an adult-male and citizen of this great land of consumerism/media/toys, I enjoy the presentations/showcasings of sports-teams and their awesome fans and gorgeous cheerleaders broadcast on national TV. This is male consumerism entertainment and 'cosmetics' that is to say!

So what's so special about these 'gorgeous cheerleaders' who're presented/showcased on Super Bowl Sundays and in other venues/games during the American pro-football season, an exciting time for both fans and investors? There's cheerleaders for various sports and teams in America like the Lakers-girls (NBA) and the Vikings Pom-Pom Girls (NFL) who show up every game leading up to that championship moment! These 'gorgeous cheerleaders' showcased on national-TV remind us of the human value of consumerism and media-activity itself.

These cheerleaders give me goosebumps. I mean, they show up to remind us that sports-domination by men doesn't translate necessarily to a complete lack of female interest or understanding or magic! These cheerleaders remind us why/how sports and consumerism-media can be a thing of 'socialized' distancing.

I call myself Shadow. I'm not a terrorist. I'm a dentist, in fact. However, I make a seasonal blog about football cheerleaders on national-TV and why they're diplomats of a globalized form of commercial vanity, 'vital' for the signature of modern American capitalism/commerce/media confidence. I consider myself the opposite of a Terrorist, and though I'm just a dentist by day, I consider myself a 'Batman' by cyber-night/knight.

THE POST (Newspaper): There's a worry posed by anti-media terrorists from the Middle East who despise 'American' dollars.

It's true. As your cyber-blogging 'Devil's Advocate' of the commercial flowery of sports-cheerleaders in the USA (the 'Shadow'), I consider myself a democrat-rendition of Rush Limbaugh, liberally commenting on the social symbolism behind the media-showcasing of human bodies and human activity as a 'metaphysical antidote' to the modern dilemma of discrete danger.

THE POST (Newspaper): A perceived/organized threat on an American sports arena puts our women-in-dress in danger.

Every Super Bowl Sunday, there's adequate Homeland Security forces assigned to ensure a safe/sane game experience and commercial media trophy. This is a time of consumerism ale and relaxation! It's a moment when these 'women-in-dress' (the gorgeous American cheerleaders) remind us of the dignities behind the modern labors of organized/socialized doctors (the guardians!).

I drive a white Lamborghini Countach, a classic homage to the magic/beauty of capitalism and American imagination. Even though I'm just a dentist in Chicago/Boston, I consider this amazing car, parked in a special showcase-garage in the American city, a reflection of commerce-drive.

I bought my son some toy water-guns the other day, and he asked me, "Are these safe, daddy?" and I winked at him and told him, "There's nothing safer in this world than American toys."

Of course, these gorgeous cheerleaders aren't toys! They're human beings who serve as valued 'diplomats' of the flavors/tones of American media, its liberalness, its flowery, its fun, and its ornamentation! They remind us why capitalism and media itself can be 'things' of outstanding socialized distancing.