Purple Game Theory: US Doctorate

Two hero-cops from the Windy City attend a Nabisco diamond-event in Minnesota hijacked by terrorists and requiring a Christmas-dance.

A patriot-tale inspired by Die Hard 3.

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Western civilization embraces forms of terrific socialized imagery regarding pluralism, inter-religious works, and traffic-driven culture-exchange.

However, this is a simple tale of homeland defense. Minnesota is an iconic place in the US where various media and consumerism/entertainment offerings create conspicuous intersections between social activity (sports) and marketing (capitalism).

The amazing Minnesota Vikings football QB Fran Tarkenton had been already 'canonized' for his work with American consumer product ad-placements as sideshow career enhancements to reflect his media-celebrity created in modern sports through social achievements.

A special Christmastime Nabisco American food/goods company meeting-party in a Minnesota skyscraper will feature a terrific Hope Diamond in what will be a magazine-friendly consumerism/commerce event in this iconic place in the US.

NABISCO: Commerce/traffic is now linked to globalism, and this Minnesota 'gathering' is about professional showcasing.

Meanwhile, two affable Algerian-American Chicago cops are vacationing in Minnesota to enjoy a great Vikings playoff football game this Christmas season, which will coincide ironically with the Nabisco skyscraper Hope Diamond showcase.

NABISCO: We believe this 'Hope Diamond' showcase highlights our evergoing commitment to the vital commercial vanities.

That's why this special Nabisco commerce/media skyscraper 'Hope Diamond' event has not only drawn in magazine writers, but also terrorists! A team of rogue ex-Chechnyan rebels have landed on Tarom and ridden into Minnesota to steal the Hope Diamond during the Christmas business skyscraper event.

TERRORISTS: This is a move to augment 9/11 and destroy the 'Western' aura of commerce-driven global arrogance.

The terrorists storm into the Minnesota skyscraper costumed as men from a major electric company assigned to 'quietly' fix a 'major' skyscraper basement electric-problem without any of the Nabisco business-event party or hosts noticing at all. As they go on with their duties after receiving dubious clearance, these terrorists proceed to take the entire skyscraper/building hostage and all the Nabisco business-event attendees inside.

MINNESOTA NEWS: The party was going as scheduled; the Hope Diamond stellar; this is the last outside-view of sanity.

Who the heck will stop these lunatic terrorists now? Well, as it stands, our two hero-protagonist Chicago cops, Amlan Satan and Marcus Raki, happened to be invited to the Nabisco event to serve as courtiers for some of the Vikings cheerleaders who're also attending the business-media event for TIME magazine.

AMLAN: These terrorists mean business and want that Hope Diamond, Marcus; we've got to go stealth and execute.

MARCUS: Yes; there's no way in heaven this will outlast any paranoia regarding 9/11 fears; we're the only domestic hope!

Amlan/Marcus decide to sneak around the skyscraper, undetected by the machine-gun wielding super-terrorists. Amlan/Marcus put on special masks and gear and prowl around the skyscraper after stealing some toy water-guns from the Nabisco party-room Christmas tree gift-toy collection from the base of the tree. They decide to make 'homemade HCL' in the building basement and now are armed with 'acid-guns' to deal with the terrorism...as vigilantes.

AMLAN: You think there'll be a magazine-piece citing our 'contribution' to the use-value of The Anarchist Cookbook?

MARCUS: Yeah; but only if our nifty 'acid-gun' scheme works, pal; stay sharp.

Amlan/Marcus heroically make basement HCL for their 'acid-guns' and use their guns to target/mark the terrorists inside the Nabisco building/skyscraper in Minnesota that Christmas time. They lure in terrorists one-by-one who're standing guard, making strange noises and making them think there's a 'random' vagrant hostage in a room or a passing cat/dog requiring management before using their homemade HCL to burn their feet!

AMLAN: It's always awful trying to track as a guardsman/terrorist when your feet burn!
MARCUS: They'll call us the Acid-Men of Minnesota; sort of like the Purple-People Eaters (Vikings) --- with a game-theory.

They crawl up the elevator shaft using great fitness/courage and get to the top-level executive room where the terrorist-leader is holding the Nabisco executives hostage and preparing to steal the Hope Diamond and take the executives with them for ransom/escape. The elevator-shaft mobility for Amlan/Marcus (our two hero Chicago cops!) proves to unnerve the terrorists...they're frustrated now.

MINNESOTA NEWS: Amlan Satan and Marcus Raki are the Chicago 'angels' who destroyed the terrorist-vision in Minnesota.

Amlan stops the leader trying to get away in a parked Christmas Hess truck, and when all is fair and well again and the hostages safe, Amlan/Marcus tell the reporters, "We regret having to tackle/burn some of these terrorists with our foot-destabilizing acid-guns, but this Christmas required a special 'dollar' miracle...we just want to enjoy a Christmas football game."

AMLAN: Let's do what we came here to do --- drink and enjoy Vikings fanfare, Marcus.

MARCUS: Never again will there be a 9/11, Amlan Satan.

Is commerce worth its weight in metaphysical gold? This is a patriot-tale of American heroics decrying the dangers of terrorism. We've got to work with ideals in this new era when commerce-driven culture-exchange can be 'instantly' destabilized by neglected forms of 'evil' dance.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)