Alice @ Courtyard

Beautiful Alice is threatened in Chicago traffic/fashion by a homegrown terrorist and requires a dashing 'detention' rescue/story.

A tale of American splendor and rescue, inspired by the 'dystopian' film Alice (Woody Allen). Enjoy! 

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Beautiful Alice has an ugly dilemma, despite living in the iconic US city of Chicago ('Windy City')! She's being stalked by a rogue-terrorist/maniac named Storm-Shadow in Chicago.

Storm-Shadow used to be part of an underground blood-diamond piracy network in Chicago (North America) led by a mysterious Eastern European man named Joe Ra's. However, Storm-Shadow parted ways with Ra's 2 years ago, and the humbled/worried Ra's fears that his 'prodigy' (Storm-Shadow) will become the new-era Unabomber (Ted Kaczynski). Ra's can merely 'look on' and wonder what this defected prodigy will communicate!

STORM-SHADOW: I'm bloody pirate, and I arr, shall indeed stalk this 'iconic Barbie' woman I found named beautiful Alice, arr!

Beautiful Alice is currently staying at the Courtyard Marriott in downtown Chicago ('Windy City') where she's (hoping) to meet with an old dashing colleague and engage in a continuing adulterous/neurotic love-affair, despite her otherwise successful fashion career in the USA. However, despite all these complex intriguing facts about beautiful Alice's special jaunt at the Courtyard/Chicago, she's now worried about this 'bloody-pirate' Storm-Shadow.

STORM-SHADOW: Arr, I shall take ye Chicago 'L' to get to the Courtyard/Chicago and find beautiful Alice to choke!

INTERVIEWER: So you're totally relieved at the capture of the bloody pirate, Alice?
ALICE: Of course, man.
INTERVIEWER: How'd they nab the old fool?
ALICE: He's marching into the Courtyard/Chicago and the Simon-Simon policemen caught him!
INTERVIEWER: You're a liaison of Simon-Simon, Alice?
ALICE: We're doing a magazine feature about them in the Windy City, so they'd offered security.
INTERVIEWER: That's fortunate, indeed.
ALICE: Smart.
INTERVIEWER: So...any plans on staying longer in the Windy City?
ALICE: Nah...I plan to make a visit with my darling to Rome or Vienna sometime next month, yeah.
INTERVIEWER: Cool.
ALICE: Courtyard's so designed...and safe.
INTERVIEWER: Thanks so much and may you find greater security blessings in America, beautiful Alice!
ALICE: Sure; thanks (to Simon-Simon).

Beautiful Alice is safe now, and she's now re-mingled into the world-club of fashion-pedestrian sanity/security, now that the bloody-pirate (Storm-Shadow) is sent to Arkham Asylum, and no one is wondering about the scales of Chicago dread as it pertains to post-9/11 commerce-world dialogue.

RA'S: Now that Storm-Shadow is behind, I can move forward with this commercial agenda to infiltrate piracy-rings in shops!

Will Western civilization endure this 'dawn-light' of commerce-traffic intrigue threatened by emerged forms of anti-globalism terrorism/rhetoric? In the story of beautiful Alice, we see a simply delightful light cast on the silhouettes of cosmo-dowries.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)