The Bodyguard: Philadelphia

A Story by Abishai100

A serious threat to a beautiful African-American (Eagles-football) cheerleader by a psycho requires a 'specialist' to serve as American detector.

Since I'm writing some very fun American football fanfictions, and this weekend will see a highly-charged/symbolic matchup between the Philadelphia Eagles and the rival Tampa Bay Buccaneers, I thought I'd offer up a 'regional adventure crime-story' inspired by the amazing American crime-security film The Bodyguard (Kevin Costner). Enjoy the NFL weekend, fans (and thanks for reading!),

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The City of Brotherly Love (Philadelphia) is where the champions Eagles (NFL) were celebrating their triumph in the Super Bowl over Tom Brady's New England Patriots (2018).

EAGLES EXECUTIVE OFFICE: We're proud of our team and what it's brought to our fair city, after so many heartbreaks.

Since the Eagles triumphed over Brady's Patriots, ironically/actually 'avenging' their heartbreak 24-21 loss to the same team in 2005 (Super Bowl XXXIX), Tom Brady was traded to the hot Tampa Bay Buccaneers which offered the Eagles a new challenge altogether, and they met that challenge in the 2021-2022 season, with an albeit heartbreak 28-22 late-game loss to Brady's new outfit. All this Brady-Eagles rivalry media-gossip generated a newfound kind of 'celebrity' for the Philadelphia team and to the City of Brotherly Love itself.

Now, the City of Brotherly Love (Philadelphia) is considered one of the most iconic/democratic cities in the USA, home to people of all cultural backgrounds. Now, the Eagles executive-office hired a new sharp Italian-magazine editor to perform some of its media-PR work in Philly, a man named Ron Moss, who's excited to bring some of this newfound Brady-Eagles rivalry media-chatter to a commercial marketing highlighting what the Eagles have brought to the cosmo-world of sports-marketing/media vanities!

Ron decided to create a new Philly magazine-feature in which various gorgeous Eagles cheerleaders would be interviewed and spotlighted as they showcased some of the 'walking vanities' of the City of Brotherly Love, such as the iconic/lit-up South Street, and this continued to add 'spice' to the Eagles' aura in this exciting 2021-2022 season, as the Eagles prepared for its wild-card playoff game (highly-anticipated!) against Brady's Buccaneers. The South Street Eagles cheerleaders-magazine feature would offer some terrific pre-game media vanities for the NFL playoffs...and for South Street (Philadelphia).

However, all's not well in Paradise, as one of the iconic/gorgeous Eagles cheerleaders, Danica Patrick, has been targeted ruthlessly by a viciously maniacal homegrown (American!) terrorist and serial-killer known ominously in the East Coast news-press as the 'Night-Slasher' (for his peculiar hand-blade which he uses to decapitate policemen). Ms. Patrick, a very popular African-American Eagles cheerleader was frightened and requested that the Eagles executive-office provide her with a very 'personal' 24-hour bodyguard, something worthy of JFK himself.

DANICA PATRICK: I won't allow my best Eagles cheerleading spirit to be drowned by this American psycho (Night-Slasher!).

Ms. Patrick has just moved into an incredible 'mansion' in Sturbridge, Voorhees (NJ) which neighbored the City of Brotherly Love (Philadelphia) with a short highway commute-drive which is otherwise considered perfectly safe, but this iconic/gorgeous Eagles cheerleader, who hosted parties at her new Sturbridge mansion, wanted 'extra-security' for this new threat to her amazing Philly-dream.

DANICA PATRICK: I just want to sit in my back-porch and drink tea and watch the deer run by in sunset...peace.

The local police felt helpless in tracking this death-threatening blade-man 'Night-Slasher' (real-name: unknown), despite its various resourcing-networks designed to track any Philadelphia criminal/killer skulking his way into the commuter-friendly neighboring suburban area/state of New Jersey (the iconic Garden State) and wondered if the Eagles might assist them in finding a special private bodyguard for Ms. Patrick.

EAGLES EXECUTIVE OFFICE: We've found a brilliant guardsman, a 'specialist' named Satan, to be Ms. Patrick's bodyguard.

DANICA: I dunno how you're going to protect me, friend!
SATAN: Have little fear, Ms. Patrick --- I do this for a living/life.
DANICA: Well, you certainly look the 'eccentric' for this special role, Satan.
SATAN: Call me Amlan.
DANICA: Is that your real name --- (Amlan)?
SATAN: We needn't be friends, Danica; only business-partners in Sturbridge.
DANICA: So, you'll be staying in the guest-room in my mansion and offer 24-hours security?
SATAN: That's what your Eagles executive-office has paid me to do, Danica!
DANICA: That's cool.
SATAN: Very cool.
DANICA: Well, like I asked (Amlan), how'd you expect to nail this Night-Slasher?
SATAN: I suspect he'll 'creep' upon your property late-night and try to sneak-in.
DANICA: We have security-alarms, right?
SATAN: Yes, but he'll try to break-in and kill you in 10 minutes and flee before police arrive.
DANICA: So, you're going to be that 'secret angel' who'll be inside in case Night-Slasher shows.
SATAN: Precisely, Ms. Patrick.
DANICA: Wow, I must admit, you've got a flair of dash about you, Satan.
SATAN: Didn't I recommend you call me Amlan?
DANICA: Alright...Amlan.
SATAN: I'm a professional; My sniper-rifle is excellent and I'm trained to use it perfectly!
DANICA: I believe you, Satan.
SATAN: Cool; good.
DANICA: I'll get some sleep tonight, and I need it; I feel good you're here with me, Amlan.
SATAN: Cool; awesome; love you.

Satan managed to nab the Night-Slasher who sneaked upon Danica's Sturbridge property/mansion in camouflage, wielding his signature-blade and broke into the residence and tried to run up to Ms. Patrick's bedroom to bloody murder her, but Satan was awake, armed with his sniper-rifle, and ready...and took 3 shots (all he needed really!) to take down the American psycho/terrorist, killing him with shots to the chest/head. The Philadelphia Inquirer (newspaper) called Satan 'Snake-Eyes' (for his 'uncanny' ability to blend stealth...with American defense).