Patriot Games

A Story by Abishai100

A wily tale of intercontinental diamond-intrigue linked to inter-religious commerce talks in the West, perhaps inspired by real dictionaries.

An extra (non-sports!) fanfiction inspired by Patriot Games (Harrison Ford). Enjoy (and stay safe!),

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This is the story of a rogue underground group called F-IRA which has been working to interrupt piracy 'blood-diamond' shipments moving between British Columbia (North America) and Northern Ireland (United Kingdom).

The captains of F-IRA are Algerian-Americans with Interpol-relations and family-ties to the FLN anticolonial movement against French-colonial rule in Algeria in the 20th Century.

Because Belfast (Northern Ireland) is a sectarian-troubled (Protestant-Catholic relations) 'troubled' area in Western civilization, the F-IRA captains seek to interrupt a commerce-media diamond-storage of a rare pirate-diamond in a Belfast bank without interrupting peace-talks between Sinn Fein and Parliament which will only create street-anarchy requiring extra security by police-military gangs.

AMERICAN AMBASSADOR: We're working alongside Central Intelligence to ensure smooth transitions in Belfast gem-markets.

This 'rare' pirate diamond held in the Belfast bank safe-box is what the two F-IRA captains (Amlan Satan and Marcus Raki) will 'switch' with a perfect replica before it reaches a diplomatic visit by Prince William and Kate to Dublin (mainland Ireland)!

UK GAZETTE: This special gem-commerce visit to Dublin will signal an English monarchy 'statement' about gem-trade in UK.

Such commerce 'talk' will fuel new era ideas in Ireland and the UK regarding new infrastructural inter-religious 'commerce arrangement' such as eco-conscious hybrid-bus transports carrying Catholics and Protestants alike in troubled Northern Ireland.

F-IRA: We do not seek to suspend Sinn Fein talks or progressive ideas regarding street-controls by Catholics-Protestants!

Amlan/Marcus load their toy water machine-guns with homemade hot-acid and plan to walk into the Belfast bank (ahead of the gem-presentation/transport to Dublin linked to the monarchy-diplomacy media visit!) in masks/costumes.

AMLAN: We've got much literary/educational background in Algeria's troubles with mainstream governance policy.

MARCUS: We're coordinating an intercontinental 'seizure' of gem-piracy dynamics disrupting overground commerce-talk!

Now, the leader of the democratic group Sinn Fein in the UK is recruiting special ambassadors to work with F-IRA so normal scheduled talks with IRA/UVF are not met with modern urban (Belfast) 'tremors' regarding political piracy concerns linked to gang-financing for urban resistance to police-military gestures!

AMLAN: We're claiming we're theater artists with toy guns doing a show about gem-pirates and seek safe-box area photos.

MARCUS: This 'Belfast bank' is considered highly secure and will therefore be holding that rare pirate-diamond from Africa.

The two F-IRA captains march into the Belfast bank and present their 'show' to the manager and are then escorted by the single guardsman (Gambon) who thinks this is all perhaps a prepaid Interpol-relations media-circus re-presentation linked to the diamond diplomacy media-event in Dublin.

BANK MANAGER: Business was customary on that strange day of theatrical masked men visiting, so we're not suspicious really.

BELFAST GAZETTE: The rare diamond has made it to Dublin for this special monarchy-media visit/event for gem-commerce!

F-IRA: Proceeds for this Interpol-relations prepaid media activity will go towards a tech-toy shipment to Belfast children.

When it's discovered (finally) after the Dublin UK monarchy diamond-diplomacy media event/visit that the diamond showcased is a replica/fake, security is tightened once more in Belfast, near the residential areas by the bank from which the rare pirate-gem was stolen, a diamond belonging to a wealthy Dutch diamond-baron named Goldfinger, rumored to be tied to blood-diamond intrigue/chaos.

AMLAN: I'm going to Amsterdam to reunite with my model-girlfriend, Ezzy.

MARCUS: She's a Nigerian 'beauty' doing a new spread about soccer-magazine media-ads about diamond exchanges.

The F-IRA captains hop to Amsterdam from Dublin via Aer Lingus to take some much-deserved time-off and are amused when they read in the Telegraph the notion that this entire blood-diamond 'fiasco' may finally and thankfully be linked to some 'proper' intercontinental commerce/transit peace-thinking!