Um: Tennessee

A Story by Abishai100

Narrated journal-entry of a young woman recounting her eccentric brother (Um) perhaps linked to fantasy homeland-cartoon regarding media-dowry!

A fanfiction inspired by The Bodyguard (Kevin Costner).

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I don't know what my brother does, and his name is so unusual that people always 'anticipate' that he does something bizarre or unusual/eccentric! His name is Um, which is an Algerian-French name shortened for an American nickname his friends use(d) at school days. Um is a nerdy dude but is highly intelligent and imaginative and I always talk about him in my journal.

UM: What I do is nothing new or unordinary either, because I've been following a special 'Volunteer' cheerleader in America(s).

This 'amazing' Volunteer(s) cheerleader my brother (Um) follows around (for some 'Jabberwocky') reason is a delightful young American named Shelbye who is preparing for a legendary game between her school and the Seminoles team in Florida (State), and she lives in a quaint secure home in an affluent community called the Woods (Sturbridge, Tennessee).

UM: I'm breaking into Shelbye's home late-night with a toy water-rifle filled with acid to take photos of her for a blog.

My goodness, it turned out that my eccentric/bizarre brother (Um) is some kind of F-IRA/FOH agent who's trying to ironically 'protect' this Volunteer(s) cheerleader (Shelbye) from a homegrown American terrorist (Gem) and to do so, he'd have to fool the media into thinking that he was in fact the culprit! That's what he achieved (Um).

SHELBYE: I cheered loudly and gorgeously and watch my peerless school defeat the Seminoles on national television!

I bought my brother (Um) a bouquet of gorgeous orange-white petal-flowers, congratulating him for his heroics and preventing the lovely Volunteer(s)-cheerleader (Shelbye) from becoming yet another 'statistic' in this new era of media-driven homegrown terrorism/crime, and I secretly hope he'll someday be 'labeled' as the real hero of this American college-football PR-stunt.