Utah-Salt: Dreaded Cleat

A Salt-Lake story about traffic-design and worries regarding modern detection!

A vignette about American intrigue, inspired by Pleasantville. 

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Distribution of a special magic comic book heroine (DC) in Salt Lake City (Utah) coupled with a strange brand of American crime/intrigue!

Salt Lake City (Utah0 is quite cold and festive in the Halloween-Thanksgiving-Christmas season, which is coupled usually/normally with great sports-seasons fanfare and cheerleading and street lights for consumers.

This modern 'crime-intrigue' in Utah came in the form of a strange homegrown American eccentric who always wore a mask and glasses and hat and wandered around Salt Lake with a special toy water-rifle (secretly inserted with a thin glass tube in the shooting-piston to hold filled corrosive acid!). This stranger wanted to use this 'acid-gun' to shoot at the tires of cop cars without anyone noticing, all the while conducting bank heists with the bank manager held hostage and picking off Salt Lake cops!

UTAH GAZETTE: We're calling this 'stranger' the Gamist, since he's opting to create deformity during our game season.

Because (arguably) the Halloween-Thanksgiving-Christmas season in Salt Lake is so darn ornamental, our good terrorist the Gamist is using offbeat subversion tactics to create traffic-paranoia and drawing media attention to generic 'threats' to socialized forms of cultural activity (Utah).

GAMIST: I'll just grab a normal Chinese meal at this Salt Lake cafe, and I doubt anyone will notice me.

He leaves behind bottles of Flintstones vitamins at the scenes of his crime(s), and the Utah police/detectives wondering if he's staying erect antisocial medicinal messages about the Gamist's brand of detention. Is this an incitation of commercial vanities?

Ironically, the Gamist was once a prominent figure in American youth-league (junior-league) soccer, and he was a great fan-participant in socialized sports-activity (soccer), so what drew this homegrown 'terrorist' away from all this modern (Utah) dollars?

The Gamist then creates a special vandal-gesture at a Greek fashion-show in Utah (Salt Lake) during a football homecoming game weekend international design show (BYU). The Utah Gazette has officially begun calling this eccentric the 'invisible' Jack-the-Ripper!

As the Salt Lake residents/youth are celebrating a Halloween-Thanksgiving-Christmas season circulation of a DC avatar-heroine symbolizing matrix infiltration(s), the Gamist has become a living doll-rendition (criminal) of this lifestyle-grid re-presentative avatar (Livewire).

GAMIST: Let Salt Lake celebrate its designs for seasonal lore, but I'm here to cast American worry about depression!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)