Pacific-Red: San Diego (USA)

A tale of piracy-gem adventure(s) in sunny California, where a wily operationalist ('Storm-Shadow') is at the epicenter of dowries.

A tale about Cali James Bond work, inspired loosely by Point Break (Keanu Reeves). 

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I'm stealing this Ridley-Aristocracy diamond-ring from a San Diego bank this summer. Catch me!

Now, we all know San Diego is a fine US city and full of color and traffic, especially during the summertime!

My name's Amlan Satan (code-name: Storm-Shadow), and the diamond-piece I'm stealing belongs to Baron Goldfinger!

I walk into the bank in mask/gear and wielding a toy water-rifle, claiming I'm a maudlin-performer from Transylvania requiring media-show photos of the bank's safe-box area for a street-theater act about Baron Goldfinger!

The bank manager has the lone-guardsman, Leo, take me to the safe-box area and I reveal then my toy theater-prop water-rifle is filled with acid and proceed to burn a hole into Goldfinger's safe-box and swap his diamond-ring with a replica, and I leave a note in the safe-box: "Prepaid Interpol-relations stunt for Baron Goldfinger's media-response to piracy-gem rumors/reports!"

SAN DIEGO POST: It seems this 'jackal' of an Interpol-relations thief warrants an 'alias' like Storm-Shadow.

I've done it. I've managed a successful heist of Goldfinger's jewel-piece tied to blood-diamond corruption in Sierra Leone and British Columbia. I've become something of an American legend and decide to get a cheerleader-magazine ahead of the upcoming Cal-Tennessee national championship game (American college football).

INTERPOL MAGAZINE: The creativity-thoughts surrounding modern piracy-gem vigilance prompts new 'forms' for today's man.

Meanwhile, the happy laughing policefolk of the San Diego city have been too busy thinking what the heck happened to the replica/original for Goldfinger's media diction(s) about the depths of piracy-gem distancing in North America!

The local gazette/fanzine Thief of Thieves begins calling this successful media-operation Pacific-Red, but I think what we've actually accomplished is serious/straight media-distancing.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)