The Kleinfeld Method(s)

An American 'James Bond' dreamer must choreograph a stealth-mission and city-escape to reach his dream, but can he deliver?

An American Dream labyrinth-vignette, inspired by Carlito's Way (Brian De Palma). Thanks so much for reading, 

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There's only one way to live in Chicago (USA) and that's to be an 'outlander' with pirate-like vision of the sheer complexity of traffic in Western civilization.

That's what Kleinfeld (real-name: Amlan Satan) is, and he's planning a blood-diamond heist of Goldfinger's Chicago bank safe-box, because these 'conflict-zone' gems are tied to ex-IRA terrorists seeking to destroy Catholic-Protestant talks in UK Parliament with Sinn Fein, making this gem-heist something of a history lesson.

Of course, our protagonist-hero 'Kleinfeld' (real-name: Amlan Satan) has to contend with a host of Baron Goldfinger's minions in the streets of the Windy City, minions who know he's trying to escape Chicago with his NFL cheerleader gal and niece Sive.

KLEINFELD: I can't fail in a planned maneuver that's simply a concoction of what people consider 'vital' to Chicago doctors.

Now, bank robbery is considered a hallmark of American lore, and this wily scheme of Kleinfeld just might usurp/subvert the 'dominion' of Goldfinger in Chicago (USA), but he'll have to be evasive/theatrical with perfect journalism-worthy precision(s)!

Fortunately, Kleinfeld (real-name: Amlan Satan) has a good ally in the Windy City anti-mafia attorney Shawn Pen who's an 'expert' in getting real-life James Bond characters out of darkness-pits bound with mafia/syndicate chains counter-productive for the American Dream itself.

KLEINFELD (Amlan Satan): I'll swap the Goldfinger blood-gems with toys and use acid to burn the box and reach the metro.

Kleinfeld (real-name: Amlan Satan) has lots of tools at his disposal, and one of them includes tape-recordings of Catholic youth-choir songs from the local church of the Windy City, and he's using this 'weaponry' to inspire himself in this 'street-war' against Baron Goldfinger himself.

As Kleinfeld makes his way to the Chicago metro after the triumphant bank safe-box swap of Goldfinger's 'conflict-zone' blood-diamonds, Goldfinger's minions, including Al Pacenka, is waiting there for him, lurking in bathrooms, hallways, and escalators.

KLEINFELD (Amlan Satan): I can see my vision of escape now, and I'm closer to my cheerleader-gal and sister (Denver).

Kleinfeld (real-name: Amlan Satan) first stops for some Windy City metro-station eatery hub for French Onion Soup ('FOS') and reflects on the very depths of his calculated 'escape' from the criminal underworld to a safe haven, earned by James Bond himself and hopefully incorporating 'dreams' of sustenance...and satisfaction!

PACENKA: I see that snaky Kleinfeld (real-name: who cares?) now, and I'm shooting him in the face!

Kleinfeld spots Pacenka (Goldfinger's minion) two seconds before he can shoot his handgun-silencer and hops off the escalator and runs as fast as his legs can carry him to sneak into a rolling metro-train to reach the airport. Two months later, he's in Denver with his cheerleader-gal and niece Sive and enjoying a diamond-brochure as he's negotiating a 'valuables' exchange for his new American Dream account.

Kleinfeld is now sure his dream is realized, and he's going to watch many-a Bears-Broncos (American football) game on ESPN-HD in his new Colorado crib, with his cheerleader-gal.

KLEINFELD (Amlan Satan): What I've earned with my belle, and my niece Sive, is that beauty is worth the James Bond tears.

This is a tale of an American dreamer who had to literally 'wrought' out his road to the heaven(s), and his tale should be recounted and likened in the annals of national-cultural history, alongside the likes of Bonnie and Clyde and perhaps Eliot Ness himself. God bless America.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)