Deadpool: Art of Quebec

The master of vigilantism, Deadpool (Amlan Satan), is of good machine Quebec (North America) to 'dodge' a blood-diamond show(ing) about capital discretion.

A Deadpool fanfiction inspired loosely by the cool film Blood Diamond (Leo DiCaprio). 

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Blood-diamonds were being moved from 'conflict-zones' in Sierra Leone to modern cities like Vancouver, Quebec, and Amsterdam, and the world diamond exchange suffered because of it. Quebec is where the action-hero Deadpool (Amlan Satan) is working some magic with antipiracy covert work for Interpol-relations.

AMLAN SATAN ('Deadpool'): To think like you're from Quebec, you have to provide vigilante-action to feel like a Canadian!

As Deadpool takes to the streets of Quebec (North America), he has to dismantle Baron Ion's blood-diamond bank safe-box grip(s) which are perhaps (arguably) tied to some vampire-clan activity linked to the Canadian underworld.

DEADPOOL: I just want 2 minutes in the safe-box area with my toy water-gun and camera for a media-show about diamonds!

While inside the safe-box area, Deadpool uses his 'acid-gun' (water-gun inserted with a glass tube in shooting-piston filled with HCL acid made in the bank bathroom with harmless components --- NaOH and NaCl and H2O) to burn a hole into safe-box 29 (Baron Ion's 'secret' box) and swaps his blood-diamond(s) from Sierra Leone with toy gems! The media reports, "An Interpol-relations 'bad dude' is drawing out media chatting from Baron Ion himself in Canadian bank-gems!"

QUEBEC POLICE: We're not certain yet if this 'Deadpool' character is Interpol-relations or simply a 'rival' of Baron Ion's ghouls.

DEADPOOL: In fact, this game of diamond-swapping is simply Ludo on your home computer, the kind your kid brother played!

The Canadian Post reports that Baron Ion's retaliating with new 'forms' of urban crime through his street goons, but now, thanks to our Deadpool 'dude' of Quebec, the police are not impressed.

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption today threatens the world gem-exchange(s) and makes terrorism woe.

Now, the fact that our beloved Quebec Deadpool 'dude' uses water-guns for his gem-heists only goes to show one that modern capitalism, overground/underground, can be (and shall be!) negotiated with the new 'actors' of commercial vanities.

DEADPOOL: I'm either going to Disney World or to the Canadian beach to find myself an 'earned' Quebec angel of love.

This is no joke. Deadpool's work with Quebec blood-diamond antipiracy missionary work is something like a folk-story from the Old West itself. However, Deadpool (Amlan Satan) is no 'cowboy' but a real 'cop' of the modern frontier, making sure when you get those lovely diamonds for your girlfriend this Valentine's Day, they are in no way tainted by the modern 'evil' of blood-diamond smuggling/traffic. God bless Quebec (Canada).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)