Quebec Prince: Heart-Diamond Cheerleader(s)

A wily real-life James Bond attempts a heist of an evil Quebec baron's blood-diamonds and hopes to court the teller/cheerleader (Sandy).

A very fun heist-tale with romantic plot to sign off with after all, inspired by the terrific modern film Out of Sight (George Clooney). Enjoy! 

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Amlan Satan is an Algerian-American 'prince of Quebec' plotting a bank safe-box heist of Baron Ion's piracy-gems ('blood-diamonds') smuggled in from Sierra Leone!

The diamonds are called 'heart-diamonds' by the Quebec media, since Baron Ion's made himself a 'splash' name in the Canadian area as being an entertainer of commerce/capitalism, and his investment(s) in Quebec have breathed new life into the Canadian area, but he's pure evil, and he'll arguably destroy Quebec's spirit(s)!

AMLAN SATAN: I'm going to walk into the Quebec Bank costumed as a maudlin-thespian and wielding a toy water-gun!

On the day of the diamond-heist in Quebec itself, one of the tellers/employees, Sandy, is a local youth-football league cheerleader commissioned by the mayor to offer funding/sponsorship(s) for local youth-groups like the Boys & Girls Club of Canada (BGCC).

SANDY: Why're you dressed like a strange clown, sir?
AMLAN: Do you know who Baron Ion is, Sandy?
SANDY: Of course, but how'd you know my name, sir?
AMLAN: Sandy, you look flustered/nervous; it's written on your name-tag there, of course!
SANDY: Oh, right.
AMLAN: So, you know who Baron Ion is...and I want street-theater photos of his safe-box(es).
SANDY: Why?
AMLAN: I'm making a local 'fanzine' feature about the Baron's investments in Canada, among others.
SANDY: Well, does Baron Ion know of this 'street-theater' activity, sir?
AMLAN: Well, no, he doesn't but I wish to surprise/shock him, and I have a toy water-gun for the photo.
SANDY: Why're you telling me all this, dude?
AMLAN: I want you to escort me to the safe-box room and take my photo(s), gorgeous Sandy!
SANDY: Wow; you know, I'm just a youth-league football cheerleader in Quebec...I don't want complexity, man.
AMLAN: I appreciate that, Sandy, but what if I told you this 'stunt' was tied to an Interpol-relations inquiry into Ion?
SANDY: What...is Baron Ion in some kind of trouble?
AMLAN: Yes, he is, and maybe you and I can help him...if you'll just/simply 'escort' me to the safe-box(es).
SANDY: Alright.
AMLAN: You're a real gem of a doll of a lady, Sandy my beautiful girl.
SANDY: Thanks (I guess!).

Once inside the safe-box area of the vault-room, Amlan Satan reveals to his 'private escort' (Sandy the teller/cheerleader!) that his theater-prop 'toy water-gun' is filled with hot acid and proceeds to burn into Baron Ion's safe-box(es) and swaps his 'conflict-zone blood-diamonds' with toy-gems and leaves a note reading, "You're being drawn out for media-comments about safe-box security troubles and modern bank-gem insurance(s), good baron."

Amlan explains to Sandy, his private escort, after she's told to 'dance' in front of the vault-room single security-camera while he performed the gem/toys switch, that he's going to create this special media-heist 'prank' for more 'objective' society gossip about the Baron's investment(s) in Quebec/Canada bank-security offering(s) and insurance(s) for more 'disclosing' statements about the modern dangers of gem-piracy traffic. Sandy knows now that Amlan Satan must be some kind of 'James Bond' figure in real-life!

AMLAN: I'm going to wash out my gun and leave it with you, Sandy my girl.
SANDY: What's this all for, exactly, Mr. Satan?
AMLAN: Well, I'd need you to tell the media Baron Ion's been 'stalked' by media-hounds.
SANDY: Why?
AMLAN: He'll have to explain more 'thoroughly' his interest(s) in Quebec-bank security offering(s)!
SANDY: You intend to create Quebec street-gossip, right?
AMLAN: This is all for an insurance presentation for Interpol-relations, so you need not worry.
SANDY: You're some dude!

The Quebec media reports, "The replaced toy-gems for Baron Ion's now-supposed piracy 'blood-diamonds' (from Sierra Leone?) caught in his bank safe-box(es) and swapped with toys (gems) suggests Interpol-relations want more 'direct' media-stirs about investor-relations regarding safe-box security boasts by modern barons."

Mr. Satan (Amlan) makes off with Baron Ion's $20M 'Heart-Diamonds' ('blood-diamonds') on the Quebec metro and evade the police as well as two of Ion's goons who've followed him walking out of the Quebec Bank for his 'suspicious' demeanor. He makes the Interpol-relations station exchange for contractual commission(s) and returns to the bank to grab Sandy for a late romantic dinner.

QUEBEC POLICE: We're currently investigating if this insurance-dialogue has something to do with Ion's ties to piracy-talk(s).

SANDY: Why didn't the Baron press charges, Amlan?
AMLAN: He didn't want insured gems to create media noise for his prestige, Sandy my girl.
SANDY: Are you really working with Interpol-relations, Mr. Satan?
AMLAN: Let's just say...you need not worry about it now, Sandy my girl!
SANDY: Well, what're we to do now, Amlan?
AMLAN: We're going to watch the Buccaneers exhibition game in British Columbia!
SANDY: After our romantic dinner-date?
AMLAN: Yep; I'm flying us to Vancouver to enjoy the Super Bowl champs' exhibition-game there.
SANDY: Are we falling in love, Mr. Satan?
AMLAN: Sandy my girl, I'm getting you a fat Tampa-Bay champions' ring (for our future kids maybe).

Sandy/Amlan got married after the two 'escaped' to Geneva (Switzerland) where he taught his new bride how to snowboard. She never returned to Quebec/Canada but would always remember how the iconic place (North America) brought him closer to who else but James Bond himself.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)