Cheerleader's Driver

Narrated portrait of modern American-football fanfare and how a 'road-dreamer' cooks up his 'Lions' potion of city-drawing(s)!

I'm signing off with a football fanfare fanfiction after all, and this final/last(!) one's inspired by The Last Boy Scout (Bruce Willis). 

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The Detroit Lions cheerleaders prepared for a very exciting American-football season, and their team was expected to reach all the way into the deep part of the playoffs, and perhaps they might even reach the Super Bowl itself, so its cheerleader(s) were quite excited and exciting!

I've been attending/watching all the Lions football-games in the arenas or on TV, and I've been taking snapshots of the Lions cheerleaders and making albums and collages and mosaics. I consider myself a Lions cheerleader fan(atic) and am making a sort of 'compendium' of American football spirit(s) and have become a 'nerdist' of Lions cheerleader fineries!

Every game I attend in the actual arena/stadium in Detroit, I take my Saab car from my forest-house and park outside the stadium after each game and wait for the dressed cheerleaders to exit to board their bus and ask them if I may offer any of them a more 'private' or chauffeur-service ride to their hotel/destination(s). Over 2 years, I've given over 10 cheerleaders of the Lions this driver's-service experience, which includes herbal cigarettes, Pina Coladas, and soft music! They call me the Driver-Boy ('DB').

Why am I telling you this story? It's because I want you to appreciate what Detroit sports fanfare means, not just for its annual iconic Thanksgiving game(s) but also because of the general spirit(s) of this great 'auto-city' and how/why American-football has 'precisely' become a civilization 'diadem' of socialized distancing...and design(s)!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)