CopLand: Defense of Lions Cheerleader(s)

A great Detroit cop named Amlan Satan wields real imagination(s) as he takes on a modern city-case of 'dress' proportion(s).

A lyrical Detroit cop-story with a flair for grammar/divinity, inspired by Cobra (Sylvester Stallone). Signing off (with style!), 

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Welcome to the iconic US city of Detroit, home of the once fabled auto-industry and still a center of outstanding commerce/traffic and therefore the center of our rather 'symbolic' American folk-tale regarding the basic modern defense of serious civil liberties and social sanity!

The new cop on the street(s) is Amlan Satan (alias, 'Storm-Shadow') who has always wanted to be a policeman. Satan is a great cop. He works the streets alone but may take on a partner later. He drives well and carries a very unique 'see-through' gun which he's named the Dartmouth. Satan/Dartmouth are the 'nerdy' new kids on the block, and they prowl to crack-down on druglords, rapists, home-invaders, kidnappers, and of course serial-killers. Satan is considered the finest 'rookie-of-the-year' cop in good old Detroit (USA).

SATAN: I like walking around in special sunglasses, Coronavirus-mask, and warm/fuzzy hat, and I want criminals to know me!

We've got a nasty blood-diamond traffic problem in Detroit, and Satan (rookie-cop extraordinaire) was behind a serious gem-heist stunt at the Detroit National which defamed the infamous gem-pirate Ion who prior lived in the good city as a 'famous' investor. This made Satan/Dartmouth quite famous in Detroit...blood-diamonds.

Now, Satan/Dartmouth are on a more serious/heavy case, involving the death-threats pose(d) by a 'nasty' serial-killer who goes by the name of Night-Slasher. This American psycho claims he 'seeks' Rookie-Cop Satan (Amlan) on this 'special/symbolic' Detroit case involving threats to the lovely/gorgeous Detroit-city (Lions) cheerleader(s). The Night-Slasher claims this threat is meant to deliver home the message that any 'hotshot' cop won't dissuade 'dark-men' (like himself) from pointing-out the 'general truth' that no sports spirit(s) will help us all forget about diamond dirt/evil and Lions spirits failures because of Super Bowl failures coupled with 'excess' of American media vanity regarding sports-culture childishness!

SATAN: I'm gonna get this sucker, and I'm wielding my defense-specialty, the Dartmouth (see-through handgun!); I'll win.

The Night-Slasher has bloody murdered over 20 people in fair/troubled Detroit (USA), and this new 'crusade' to threaten the lovely/gorgeous Lions cheerleader(s) is a surefire sign of modern-era Hell. That's why Satan/Dartmouth are on this very nifty case, but how will this rookie super-cop nail the serial-killer who seems more 'sure' about this cheerleader(s)-target than about his own dear life?

Satan (Amlan) walks around in a jumpsuit and sneakers and jogs around a Lions stadium parking-lot during a rival-game against the visiting Washington Redskins! Of course, super-cop Satan knows that the Night-Slasher won't target the Redskins cheerleader(s) but those of the otherwise cheered Lions! Satan is in a set of sneakers and a jumpsuit colored to match nicely the Redskins uniform (team colors). The Night-Slasher shows up and thinks some 'idiot' fan of Washington happens to be 'waddling' around the Lions stadium parking-lot hoping to cheer 'from-afar' after not getting into the game, which is sold-out!

Prior to this ugly Night-Slasher Lions cheerleader(s) case, Detroit had been troubled by a series of organized crime-cases involving a very evil group called Red Mask. This mafia-like group was behind the 'training' of the Night-Slasher, having raised him and 'groomed' him into the serial-killer that he is now. However, Red Mask denies these 'street-rumors' and wants no part (they claim!) in Night-Slasher's new Detroit crusade.

The Night-Slasher pulls out his signature bloody-murder hand-blade and flashes it to Satan (Amlan) who's still jogging around like an 'idiot' in Redskins color(s) in the Lions stadium parking-lot and tells Satan that he looks like a damned American fool! Satan winks at him and offers to take him to the local Italian restaurant (which has been 'secretly' managed by Red Mask). Night-Slasher agrees to go with him, thinking this is some kind of 'society' court conversation, and he's pleased (ironically).

Super-cop Satan takes Night-Slasher to the restaurant owned/operated 'secretly' by Ottava-Via. He orders ravioli-portobello and some great red wine(s) for himself and the Night-Slasher. He gets the serial-killer truly drunk before the American psycho 'spills-the-beans' and confides in Satan (rookie-cop): "Ya know, those rumors that Red Mask trained me...are really true, new Redskins friend!"

As Night-Slasher tries to get up, too drunk to really balance himself, Satan pulls out his see-through handgun ('the Dartmouth') and informs him he's that 'super-rookie cop' the Night-Slasher 'challenged' to face him in the open and meet/greet this cheerleader(s) stalking-case. He then takes a photo of the Night-Slasher with his iPhone inside the Italian restaurant owned by Red Mask before cuffing the psycho and hauling him off to jail. This became quite a story for the Ottava-Via.

RED MASK: We deny these new 'Detroit street-gossip(s)' that Satan used Night-Slasher to defame us and make comics-tales!

Thus ended the notorious street-legend(s) of the evil Night-Slasher and his dark intent to not only destroy the Lions spirit(s) but also the celebrity-value of Satan/Dartmouth, Detroit's new 'hero-force' for good in the fair/troubled city of dreams, diamonds, darkness, and yes, date(s).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)