London Heist: A UK Drawn

A James Bond story (UK) about blood-diamond intrigue and infiltrations into underground folklore.

Signing off with this Killing Zoe (Roger Avary) inspired short (with 'cool' pictures!).

DISCLAIMER: I have no official ties to blood-diamond informatic(s) or the city mentioned in this work-of-fiction (London) and intend this to be an 'incidental' portrait of the mock-capitalism underworld(s), and any likeness to real-world 'shapes' is obviously and simply coincidental. 

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Amlan Satan has studied matrix psychology from comic books and Western civilization stories about traffic intrigue and socialized daydreams/imagination(s).

He's in London (UK) to plan a blood-diamond (conflict-zone gems from Africa used to finance smugglers-market(s) activity by baron-investment(s)) heist of a baron's piracy-gems from the London Bank safe-box.

AMLAN SATAN: I'm marching into that bank claiming I'm playing a Sherlock Holmes street-theater about diamond-baron boxes.

The bank manager doesn't know what to make of this strange 'theater-man' of intrigue and agrees to have a lone bank guardsman (Leo) escort Satan (Amlan) into the bank safe-box area of the vault-room so he may take 'smart-phone snap-shots' of Baron Goldfinger's 'famous' diamond safe-boxes while holding toy water-guns in his hand!

AMLAN SATAN: This a very sophisticated bank in London (UK) and therefore requires a psyche-surgery for clean heist(s).

Business at the bank is customary/usual that day, and the only thing Satan notices is a pretty female teller working there.

He has this 'pretty woman' and the manager assign Leo to take him inside the safe-box area after he takes some micro-photos (shots!) of the bank's main historical upper-level lobby-office area(s).

AMLAN: Leo, my goodly guardsman, my theater-prop toy water-guns are filled with hot acid!
LEO: Are you a thief?
AMLAN: I'm like a 'James Bond' working with some Goldfinger piracy-gem infiltration(s) for prepaid media stunt(s).

LEO: So, this is a prepaid media stunt?

AMLAN: Just dance in front of the security camera while I burn into Goldfinger's box and swap his gems for toys.

LEO: Then?
AMLAN: Afterwards, I'll sneak out the bathroom-window while you remain in here to tell the media, "Goldfinger's due."

Inventive Satan decides to grab a few gold-bars while down there in the vault-rooms of that prestigious/worldly 'London Bank' and walks out with a small-fortune before hopping onto a passing/scheduled double-decker bus and takes it hostage.

He drives the bus all the way to the airport and leaves the passengers unharmed and then boards a KLM flight to Zurich for an Interpol-relation(s) asset-transfer for future private account securities in Hawaii time.

UK GAZETTE: This thiefly 'James Bond' drew out 'forced' Goldfinger chat(s) about insured box-security rumor(s).

Prince William and Kate soon thereafter visited the 'celebrity' London Bank to make the statement(s) about UK-intrigue surrounding the 'insured' blood-diamond rumor(s) and its impact on modern Western civilization treasury-innocence(s)!

LEO: Why the toy water-guns, man?
AMLAN: There's a beautiful theater to the work of modern traffic-distance(s) (e.g., toys!), Leo.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)