Cobra: Cheerleader(s)

A Story by Abishai100

A self-made 'vigilante' in fair/dark Detroit guards a threatened football-cheerleader (Sandy) who may need real democracy.

A crime-story inspired by Cobra (Sylvester Stallone) to sign off with, which isn't bad at all, right? Thanks for reading,

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Welcome to Detroit (USA), where the decline of the auto-industry has nevertheless deterred the American spirit regarding the symbolic and celebrated Lions (American-football) Thanksgiving games.

A gorgeous Lions cheerleader named Sandy is being threatened and stalked by a ruthless and relentless American psycho named 'Night-Slasher' who believes the lack of Super Bowl titles for Detroit undermines the annual Thanksgiving day football game spotlighting the pizzazz of the Lions team.

Now, Sandy owns a special Lions blue-sapphire diamond-ring which has been showcased in a special Detroit Lions online fanzine-ad about the 'fortunes' of American-football every Thanksgiving, which gives this psychotic 'Night-Slasher' extra-gumption to pursue this agenda of homegrown terrorism!

NIGHT-SLASHER: Sandy is mine...I shall make her a trophy and monument to American bloody murder, friends.

Fortunately, Detroit is home to a self-made vigilante named 'Cobra' (real-name: Amlan Satan) who's read in the news stories about the death threats to Sandy's life and has offered himself to this beautiful Lions cheerleader to protect the borders of sports-sanity. He's a real nerd but also a real hero!

COBRA (Amlan Satan): I'll live with Sandy for a while, and I'll drive her personally to all the Lions games and see her stalkers.

Now, this valiant 'Cobra' (Amlan Satan) grew up fascinated by 'Sherlock Holmes' comics and is concerned about the subversion of modern civilization paranoia created by homeland psychos like Night-Slasher and hopes he can 'mimic' the valor of timeless detective-avatars like Sherlock Holmes by evading a psycho (Night-Slasher) while hiding Sandy (Lions cheerleader) from the grip of modern crime(s).

COBRA (Amlan Satan): Detroit's got the best cops/cars, but what Sandy the cheerleader needs is extra-credit guardianship.

Cobra's carrying two toy water-guns filled with corrosive acid filled in the inserted thing glass tube in the toy gun's shooting piston and sits outside Sandy the cheerleader's Detroit mansion, and when he spots the Night-Slasher approach the estate in a stolen pizza-deliver van, he shoots the tires of the vehicle with his acid-gun, infuriating the American psycho!

NIGHT-SLASHER: How'd you spot me, officer of law slavery?
COBRA (Amlan Satan): I guessed you'd roll up in a pizza-machine!
NIGHT-SLASHER: You shot my tires with your acid-guns?

COBRA: Cops patrolling didn't notice me sitting in the front yard with toy water-guns, man.

NIGHT-SLASHER: You spotted me...and you disabled my getaway pizza-van with your acid(s)!
COBRA: I'm a man of toys...and deterrence, Night-Slasher.

NIGHT-SLASHER: I suppose you'll tell the press I'm a 'cliched' criminal, detective?
COBRA: No; I'll tell them you're a 'genius' of football-perversion, Night-Slasher.

NIGHT-SLASHER: I want full treatment in prison and therapy for my antisocial angst, detective!

COBRA: You'll get a batch of toys in jail...and my extreme happiness.

SANDY: Thanks so much, Amlan.

AMLAN (Cobra): You can call me Cobra, Sandy.

SANDY: Do you go to church?
AMLAN: Sometimes!

SANDY: Maybe I'll go with you next Sunday.

AMLAN: Cool!

Amlan and Sandy got married after they fell hopelessly in love, and the Night-Slasher was jailed forever. He'd been convicted of multiple homicides in the fabled/emotional city of Detroit (USA). When the journalists asked Cobra (Amlan Satan) if he'd found Paradise, he simply replied, "I found true love...that's as good as any dream of a crime-fighting dreamer in this 'distance' city, my friend."