Sandy.Cowboy: Sibling-Doctorate!

Will a dazzling Cowboys-cheerleader be saved by her kid-brother (Jamie) and save an American 'dose' of TV-dimension(s)?

A fanfare nod to the iconic program Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team (TV) and why it inspires us to think of domestic/American 'detection' in these trying times of traffic disaster(s).

DISCLAIMER: While I have no formal/official/personal ties to the popular 'celebrity' football-team references in this simple work of American fanfiction, I do present this fictional/dramatized story of modern heroics as a representation of basic social dollars. 

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An American psycho was watching the popular TV series about the famed Cowboys (football team) cheerleaders doing their auditions and preparations and management decisions ahead of the iconic televised games for the American public. This psycho noted how these symbolic cheerleaders, messengers of consumerism/media, were showcased and presented as special 'dolls' of the Western sports dream, by the fans as well as executives.

SHADOW: I'm the American psycho; I'll sit in the stadium lot after the Cowboys game(s) and try to kidnap a cheerleader.

This self-made psycho who called himself the Shadow wanted to wield a special hand-blade and walk up to a cheerleader who'd be boarding the team/squad bus in the stadium parking lot after a Cowboys game and threaten to slit her throat unless she got into his car with him and drove off with him.

SHADOW: Which of these consumerism-media 'dolls' shall I hand-pick for this momentous decision to be really evil?

When the Shadow sent an anonymous 'notice' to the Dallas Post declaring his intent to perform this terrorist act on American soil, the police-chief (James Gordon) issued a special cyber-newsletter(s) declaring the official law-agenda to position all/any Dallas cop to perform the necessary duty to protect these lovely media-angels of the famed football-team in the USA.

SHADOW: Me thinks I've selected the right dandy-lion angel doll to kidnap --- her name's Sandy (a real Cowboy cheerleader).

Fortunately for this otherwise very ill-fated Cowboy Sandy, on the day the psycho Shadow was waiting in the stadium lot after a popular (televised) Cowboys game, her kid/teen brother Jamie was with her, walking towards the team/squad bus. When the Shadow approached Sandy (and her kid-brother!), Jamie jumped towards him and knocked the hand-blade out of the psycho's hand and grabbed it and ran towards the Dallas cops who'd been standing some distance away.

DALLAS POST: This 'kid-hero' (Jamie) has not only (no doubt!) saved Sandy's life but the spirit of Cowboys-cheers (TV).

Is this the final chapter of the sad tale of glorious American media being threatened by new-era forms or brands of crime/terrorism? We'll see what this inspiring folk-tale involving Sandy the Cowboy and her hero (kid-brother!) Jamie shall create in the national stories regarding the securities of darkness! God bless America.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)