Cyclonus/Viking(s): Detective(s)

A Minnesota caper prompts the heroic vigilante 'Storm-Shadow' to protect a lovely football cheerleader, the heart of the 'dark' city.

Signing off with this football-crime fable referencing a 'bad knight' robot avatar Cyclonus (Transformers) and inspired (very loosely) by Cobra (Sylvester Stallone)! Enjoy, 

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Welcome to Minnesota, home of the Vikings (football)...and a cat-and-mouse game between an American vigilante and a psychopath at night.

The vigilante is a former member of the Vikings organization named Storm-Shadow (real-name: Amlan Satan). This guy's real cool and a patriot-at-heart. He wields a silencer-pistol and tranquilizer-darts which he used to assist the helpless police in cases of nefarious criminals and the insane making Minnesota unbearable. Storm-Shadow is now chasing a new case, and he's very confident (if not completely happy!).

The case involves a modern psychopath named Night-Slasher (real-name: unknown!) who wields a terrible hand-blade which he uses to slit the throats of just about anyone --- men, women, cops, shoppers, anyone. However, he never kills children, and Storm-Shadow believes this psycho uses this 'preference' to forward some terrorist-agenda regarding American 'corruption' in Minnesota.

STORM-SHADOW: It's so 'nice' of you to chat with me (anonymously!) online.
NIGHT-SLASHER: You know I'm a 'real' psycho, American vigilante-man!
STORM-SHADOW: True; but I'm wondering about your agenda/move(s).

NIGHT-SLASHER: I'm plotting to kidnap a Vikings cheerleader during halftime, friend.
STORM-SHADOW: I'm no friend to you; during the Super Bowl?
NIGHT-SLASHER: I'm a real 'robot' of evil, vigilante-man!
STORM-SHADOW: Why a Vikings cheerleader, psycho?
NIGHT-SLASHER: I want to send a message --- no more capitalism in Minnesota.
STORM-SHADOW: By attacking a 'doll/angel' of sports-media/society, eh?
NIGHT-SLASHER: Right; I'm a 'robot' of evil.
STORM-SHADOW: You remind me of a special cartoon-robot named Cyclonus --- bad knight.
NIGHT-SLASHER: I'm a bad knight!
STORM-SHADOW: Cool; well, I'll be thinking of this 'Cyclonus' robot as I protect the cheerleader(s).

The Vikings cheerleader Storm-Shadow is protecting is Ashley Wilkes, a lovely damsel of fair/beloved Minnesota. He's sure the Night-Slasher will target this specific cheerleader of the fabled football team during the Super Bowl since she's a claimed huge Fran Tarkenton (a Vikings-QB who took his team to multiple Super Bowls but always lost!) fan, and Night-Slasher wants to send a message of 'venom' regarding the heart(s) of the Vikings state!

INTERVIEWER: So, how'd you catch the Night-Slasher and protect Ms. Wilkes (Vikings)?
STORM-SHADOW: I was very very cool.
INTERVIEWER: Indeed; but how'd you do it?
STORM-SHADOW: I staked out the football stadium lot during halftime.

INTERVIEWER: You saw the psycho's van pull up.
STORM-SHADOW: Oh yes; a nice purple-painted 'machine' of darkness!

INTERVIEWER: Very cool.
STORM-SHADOW: I used my silencer to disable him with a swift shot to the kneecap(s).

INTERVIEWER: Then the psychiatrists took over this 'case' for you, eh?

STORM-SHADOW: Yup; and the police wouldn't have been able to nab this American bad knight!
INTERVIEWER: So, what's your next move?
STORM-SHADOW: Maybe cheer on the Vikings as they capture a Super Bowl title.
INTERVIEWER: Very cool.

While the Vikings failed to capture a Lombardi trophy on that rescue-day of Storm-Shadow's incredible feat to help the Minnesota authorities capture the Night-Slasher, a real bad knight of Minnesota, the city cheered as Ashley Wilkes was safe-secure. This would surely inspire the team to future excellence(s).

ASHLEY WILKES: I've gifted Storm-Shadow a special stereo-phone toy for his daring heroics; I love him!

MINNESOTA MAYOR: We've employed new police/detectives to secure football game areas and buildings for our fans.

STORM-SHADOW: Maybe Night-Slasher was a real 'bad knight' of this place, but his capture represents American distance(s)!

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