Catch the Batman

A 'wily' vigilance-thief (Amlan Satan --- aka, 'the Batman') plots an evil baron's subversion in Europe (Amsterdam) to become a man-of-democracy!

I'm signing off with a vigilantism comic book like fable inspired by Dick Tracy (Warren Beatty) and Catch Me If You Can (Steven Spielberg), which I really hope you'll enjoy! 

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Welcome to colored Amsterdam (Netherlands), home of incredible tourism/traffic, and it's where an 'ethics-motivated' diamond-thief named Amlan Satan who calls himself the 'Batman' (reference to vigilantism) is plotting a heist of corrupt/evil baron's Sierra Leone's blood-diamond(s).

AMLAN SATAN (The Batman): I'll upstage this evil Baron (Goldfinger) and swap his blood-diamond(s) with toy gems!

Now, Amlan's had a very 'unusual' life. He moved from Algeria to the United States as a young lad and began his 'studies' with comic book art(s) and was admitted to the Ivy League (Dartmouth) for his precocious understanding of psychology intuition(s) and graduated with a degree in Cognitive Science, an 'emerging' field in modern time(s). He then started dating a Viking(s) cheerleader (Sandy) and fell in love and married her and promised her he'd retire with her in British Columbia (North America) after performing this vigilante-heist of Goldfinger's blood-gems in great Amsterdam and deliver her a life of happiness-pursuit(s).

AMLAN SATAN (The Batman): This Dutch bank is immaculate and requires serious meditation(s) on heist-method(s).

'The Batman' (Amlan Satan) walks into this glorious Dutch (Amsterdam) bank masked and geared as a 'Russian photography-artist' seeking images of banking security inception(s) and safe-box area impression(s).

He had to get a special haircut and look fit and exercised to do the necessary work for this heist. He looked simply like a savvy photographer when he walked into the Amsterdam bank, and no one knew who he was from North America.

"He's wearing a nifty Russian-like get-up and simply looked like some kind of 'Cossack' of the world, which is why we didn't question his motive(s)/intention(s)."

While taking his art-house photos of the safe-box area and showing-off his toy water-guns to the single servicing/escorting guardsman (Leo), 'the Batman' (Amlan Satan) reveals his toy guns are filled with acid and orders Leo to dance in front of the security-camera for 10 minutes without question.

While Leo's dancing in front of the guardsman inside the safe-box room (in front of the security-camera!), 'the Batman' (Amlan Satan) burns a hole into Baron Goldfinger's safe-box and swaps his blood-diamonds (Sierra Leone) with toy gems and leaves a note reading, "Goldfinger's got to explain why there's a new 'mob rule' for prepaid PR-stunts for diamond security commentary for real diamond-traffic inquiries, especially regarding fully-insured diamonds/gems in modern Europe...for the public detention(s)!"

The Batman walks out with $20M worth of Goldfinger blood-diamonds and exchanges them at a jewelry-store and Interpol-relations station in Holland before hopping onto a KLM flight to Switzerland where he's to reunite with his Viking(s) wife (Sandy) for a snowboarding adventure for real champagne!

SANDY: I love you.

AMLAN: I bought our son (Damian) this excellent robot toy (Transformers --- Blurr)!

SANDY: I love you.

AMLAN: Who knew vigilance/vigilante-work can yield terrific capitalism?

SANDY: I love you.

INTERPOL: In all irony, this lone vigilante ('Batman') has prompted real chat(s) about rogue bandits defying all violence-law.

This was a tale of pure conception(s) and it's really a Wester folk-tale. You can't 'catch' the Batman (Amlan Satan), but perhaps such a 'fable' inspires us to think of why modern piracy worries (i.e., 'blood-diamond traffic'!) re-present our civilization's fear(s) of real dragons! God bless the Batman.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)