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Young detective Amlan joins veteran Somerset in Chicago to nab a new maniac threatening a sports-cheerleader during the famed Super Bowl (USA).

A final fanfiction of Se7en (David Fincher) to sign off with (an ongoing 'series' I've explored on Writer'sCafe along with Alien fanfictions). 

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Chicago is the home of the popular Bears sports-team but the visiting rival Jets (NY) have descended on the fabled Windy City for the Super Bowl game this year.

The Bears don't officially have a cheerleading squad, but the Jets certainly do, and one of these fine cheerleaders happens to be the wife of the new Chicago police-detective Amlan Satan. Her name's Sandy, and she's targeted during the Super Bowl by a nefarious criminal who uses the 7 Deadly Sins (Christian mythology principles/vices --- sloth, gluttony, greed, pride, envy, wrath, and lust).

Fortunately for the young headstrong rookie detective Amlan Satan in Chicago (who commutes to New York to see his Jets cheerleader-wife Sandy and Sandy commutes to Chicago likewise to see her beau!), the veteran detective in Chicago is the aged/wise Detective Somerset. He's a 'master' of criminal investigation(s) and is considering retirement at his old age.

AMLAN SATAN: I'm sure this psycho stalking my baby (Sandy) for the Super Bowl is pure maniac, and I'm thinking like a ninja!

This 'pure maniac' is a man named Ra's and is determined to prove Sandy's celebrity-status for the Super Bowl game (since the Bears have no cheerleading squad) is reflective of the 7 Deadly Sins and represents an American media-culture 'frailty' regarding the indulgences in regional sports fanfare bias, commercial marketing vanities, and basic sloth towards ethical guidelines for 'professional' sports. Ra's is considered a 'deep-thinker' in Christian 'academics' and worries rookie detective Satan and his guru veteran detective Somerset, as both agree he's a man who seeks to use social frailties to espouse new forms of criminal entrapment. He wants us all to believe the Super Bowl is flawed.

RA'S: You puny Americans love to lambaste sports-drink and ignore the aesthetic(s) wonders of metaphysics somberness!

Somerset/Satan catch Ra's trying to sneak into the Super Bowl stadium in Chicago, where the host-city becomes the home-arena for the game, which is rare (hasn't happened since the Rams' Super Bowl appearance) and arrest him for interrogation(s). However, they learn Ra's was behind a series of police-killings in LA and DC as well as an art-heist scam involving blood-diamonds in Seattle (Washington).

SOMERSET/SATAN: Why Christianity, Ra's?

RA'S: Adequate 'teachings' of lifestyle advice, no?

SOMERSET/SATAN: Yes.

RA'S: Well, you two fine Windy City detectives caught a stunner.

SOMERSET/SATAN: You'd been terrorizing/threatening Sandy.
RA'S: Detective Amlan Satan's beautiful cheerleader-wife.

SOMERSET/SATAN: Why?
RA'S: She represents the culmination of the 7 Deadly Sins, of course!

SOMERSET/SATAN: Why?
RA'S: No one is immune from frailty, and few work to perform its teaching(s).

SOMERSET/SATAN: This is the age of condemnation, then, Ra's?
RA'S: You two work so well together...it's nice to hear you work together to inquire.

SOMERSET/SATAN: Yes.
RA'S: Well, yes, I like the idea of vice as a teaching-tool.

SOMERSET/SATAN: Do you fancy yourself as someone like Jesse James?
RA'S: More like...Thomas Nast.
SOMERSET/SATAN: A cartoonist?
RA'S: I won't let you or the Chicago media turn me into a cartoon!

SOMERSET/SATAN: Of course.
RA'S: Sandy is safe anyways now...so what do you care?

SOMERSET/SATAN: I suppose we're relieved she's safe, Ra's.
RA'S: My vision will be copied, transcribed, and glorified.
SOMERSET/SATAN: Doubtful!
RA'S: How many 'devils' are in Detroit?

SOMERSET/SATAN: Seven?
RA'S: Seven.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)