Super Bowl Triumph(s): The Hero and Sandy

A Story by Abishai100

A portrait of American heroics during the fragile Super Bowl creating an 'image' of detention(s).

I'm signing off with a sports-heroics tale after all, and it's inspired by The Last Boy Scout (Bruce Willis), no big surprise. Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: I have no official ties to the sports-team mentioned in this work of fanfiction and is intended only to be a re-presentation of 'American' distance(s).

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The Rams hosted the Super Bowl more or less, since it took place near their hometown, and they boasted home-field advantage in the greatest American showcase of sports/media/consumerism/ads/TV.

The Rams triumphed over their rivals and brought the trophy home to their conference and kept it in their hometown/city! This was great sports-pageantry and terrifically American for modern media audiences who provide so much money and glitter towards what's become an advertisement for capitalism itself!

In fact, many sports-writers today like to boast about the quality and dazzle of sports-timeslot consumerism/media advertising on TV, famously known by Americans as 'Super Bowl ads' which run during breaks during the championship game itself! This is capitalism balloon-time in the United States!

However, one disgruntled 'anti-fan' known eerily as the 'Night-Slasher' is posing a threat to the Rams cheerleader(s) after their iconic triumph in the Super Bowl in California (USA). This American psycho wants to 'attack' the American media-glitter notion of TV-ads/consumerism being the 'highlight' of the championship game and in which therefore the pageantry-uniformed football cheerleader(s) serve as the ultimate 'angels' or 'messengers' of media-dance, sportsmanship diarism, and socialized distancing!

NIGHT-SLASHER: I'll destroy this media-frenzy which is the Super Bowl by leaping on the 'fake-ballet' of cheerleader fancy!

Fortunately, a private-detective named 'Storm-Shadow' has been assigned to this nefarious American crime-story and is now 'relentlessly' pursuing this man of dark vision(s). Storm-Shadow casts this blade-wielding psycho in a cyber-blog as an anti-American dreamer!

INTERVIEWER: You must feel like a real hero after nabbing the Night-Slasher at the supermarket!
STORM-SHADOW: Yeah, the 'terrorist' was tracked to a market near the Rams stadium.
INTERVIEWER: You used the tranquilizer-dart(s) when he tried to attack a cashier-girl?
STORM-SHADOW: I feel like a real Robin Hood!

The town mayor awarded the hero-vigilante 'Storm-Shadow' with an autographed movie-poster art-print (worth over $100K). He became a celebrity for saving California spirit(s) after the Super Bowl triumph!