Irish-Boat (Fairy-Tale): Drunks!

A strange/offbeat tale of deliverance in North America, featuring detectors, maidens, and drawers!

An offbeat vigilance-fable inspired loosely by Blood and Wine! 

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A rich baron took his mistress Iso to Cape Cod so they'd ride out into the horizon-water(s) together in his new fancy boat, and he plotted to murder her in it, with his silencer-pistol, because her uncle had become an Interpol-relations informant against his blood-diamond operation(s) in Northern Ireland (United Kingdom).

BARON: I love the water(s); I love Cape-Cod; I shall kill Iso and throw her overboard and fortify my power(s) with Nature.

The Baron's good daughter was a cheerleader in the Massachusetts Bay high-school and heard from rumors that her dad was involved in blood-diamond(s) and was sure that he'd plotted something 'evil' when he mentioned he'd take his 'mistress' (Iso) to his Cape-Cod boat this upcoming weekend and wondered of a way to rescue the damsel.

BARON: No one shall catch me; I'll become the 'true' master of crime in this forsaken continent!

Iso's a lovely maiden, indeed. She's into cinema and likes Western view(s) on the nature of glamour/fashion(s) and is certainly a spirited fan of the 'quality' of media-magazine imaginations.

ISO: Baron, your boat is quite a nice piece of floating vessel!

BARON: Darling, your company is what's made it that 'extra-credit' special.

This evil baron's bought his silencer-pistol on this floating-vessel in Cape Cod, and he plots to shoot the poor/frail Iso in the forehead with it.

However, luckily, the evil Baron's daughter has hired a special undercover detective-vigilante named Amlan Satan who's manning the Cape-Cod boat for the baron that weekend as his disguised 'butler' and knows he's plotting to bloody-murder the maiden Iso.

BARON: You're quite a good boat-driver, Mr. Satan.

SATAN (Amlan): Thanks, Baron; I'm certain you (and Iso) are comfy here with me.

BARON: You strike me as a 'Sherlock Homles' sort of character!

SATAN (Amlan): This is a very fine boat; relax, evil baron.

Amlan Satan gifts the maiden Iso an Irish fairy-tales (Yeats) novel during the boat ride in Cape-Cod, and the maiden realizes this boat-driver's some kind of undercover 'cop' who's here to rescue her and keeps quiet and waits for the mission to ensue.

After Amlan Satan assassinates the evil Baron with his own procured silencer-pistol, he throws the dude's body overboard and delivers/rescues the poor Iso to the shore(s). That night, Iso has a dream she's visited by a 'fairy-spirit' of great optimism named Tandy who tells her, "You've been wrought from the fortune(s) of dark gem-piracy hellmouths from Northern Ireland, and I'm the 'real' messenger of dart-mouths, poor Iso."

"No form of terror(s) or Northern Ireland crime will deter the good spirit(s) of Earth to create pockets of deliverance!" (Iso).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)