The Chess-Dex {Football-demolitions}

A Miami intelligentsia (Dr. Satan) uses gem-capitalism geometry and links chess to school football strategy and is interviewed by a 'demo' reporter!

A tale of socialized choreography serving as a signpost for civilization fear(s) and complications, inspired loosely by Election (Matthew Broderick)! 

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On the campus of Miami, the amazing football team was being studies by one of its sociology professors, Satan (Amlan) who'd been working with Interpol-relations in blood-diamond matrix analyses regarding globalized black-market mezzanines.

Now, Dr. Satan (Amlan) had become a master analyst of capitalism dynamics and happened to be a master-fan of chess, having watched the game recasts of American chessmasters taking on Russian champions (e.g., Spassky). Now, he wanted to apply his various studies of chess geometry, capitalism sophistication, and conceptual diagrams to evaluate the shape and strategy of the Hurricanes football team's offense-defense shift(s).

When you go to a Saturday Hurricanes football game or perhaps even watch one on modern American cable-TV, you note the breadth and depth(s) of its media-broadcast era and fanfare-arena splendor(s)! I mean, this is sports-spirits at its finest, and Miami competes in arguably the most vibrant football conference in North America!

DR. SATAN: We're managing to forge special 'parallax parallels' between Hurricanes football shape(s) and chess-drill(s)!

COACH: These 'chess diagram(s)' are somehow 'miraculously' awakening our team offense-defense shift(s)-detentions!

So, a special reporter for Turner Satellite Day (TSD) wanted to interview this 'mad genius' Dr. Satan (Amlan) and appreciate how his chess-diagrams were contributing to the success/confidence(s) of the Hurricanes coach/team! This reporter, Shelbye O'Meara, had previously been stationed in Belfast, Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) where she'd been reporting on how blood-diamond street-piracy 'tunnels' were facilitating new forms of urban crime dancing!

DR. SATAN: It's ironic O'Meara's plan of journals has intersected with my own 'brand' of intercontinental human traffic IQ.

SHELBYE (O'MEARA): It's almost as if all this 'diamond-math' generates a sort of true capital intrigue worth the security-IQ.

As the Hurricanes soared and Northern Ireland blood-diamonds were speculated, Satan/O'Meara became a sort of media-era 'duet' for the special symbolic 'bedazzled-analytics' of new era capitalism dowry. Was this real democracy?

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)