St. Elsewhere's

An Interpol-relations 'analyst' stationed in 'colored' New Orleans finds himself swimming in the modern age of sports-culture dowries.

A sports-culture fable inspired by Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise). 

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People around Western civilization had become 'super-fans' of sports-media/marketing since it'd become a socialized distance(s) model for great commercial ornaments and traffic storytelling.

Nowhere was this more true than in colored New Orleans, where the Saints football-team boasted an incredible cheerleader(s) squad re-presenting a United States fascination with choreographed shared social spirit(s).

Amlan Satan (aka, 'Storm-Shadow') is a blood-diamond smugglers-traffic analyst with Interpol-relations currently stationed in colored New Orleans as a 'Sherlock Holmes' of great modern socialized distance(s).

STORM-SHADOW: I'm supposed to work in New Orleans with diamond-interference analysis, but I'm suddenly a Saints-fan!

Now, we all know the Saints cheerleader(s) squad has historically/culturally/socially boasted or showcased incredible re-presentations of the choreographed social spirit(s) of the United States (Western civilization), and they'd now become accessible on a global level, in places as varied as Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) and British Columbia (North America), making their history of images/photography symbolic of the simple Western canon of competition fair-play.

STORM-SHADOW: I got a Sega football-game featuring Saints cheerleader(s) in Half-Time show(s) at WalMart.

Storm-Shadow suddenly finds himself 'distracted' by the dazzle and colors of the Saints new comic book feature, which symbolizes sports-media/marketing in times of great global imaginations. He's supposed to be working with blood-diamond interference in New Orleans but can't help sitting in the library in Louisiana (USA) and perusing this 'colored' presentation of sports-markets diagrams.

STORM-SHADOW: I'm not sure if this is intellectual escapism...or demo-daydream.

Years later, Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) retires to New Orleans and marries a Saints cheerleader! He's purchased a YouTube-friendly Plasma-TV on eBay and enjoys watching uploads of 'iconic' football games re-presenting a Western civilization ornament of socialized dance. This is his new life! His wife Ezzy is happy too, needless to say.

AMLAN: There's a 'strange-brew' with modern media access to social diagrams, babe.
EZZY: You've become a home-making culture-fan instead of a James Bond of gem-depression.

AMLAN: Anything's possible in this inventive age of media and distance.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)