Rabbit-IRA: Homemade Dryopithecini*

Rabbit-IRA: Homemade Dryopithecini*

A Story by Abishai100
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Easter in Northern Ireland brings special cards with rabbits for poverty woes and a special design in dollars by Amlan Satan!

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An homage to grassroots politics inspired by The Warriors
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It's Easter in Northern Ireland (United Kingdom), and the good Catholics of troubled Belfast make festive faerie/rabbit cards and ornaments to highlight a special 'running' love of Mother Nature and the Christian season of great decorations for kids of all age groups.



All's not well in paradise (at all!), since economics woes such as unemployment/poverty among the Irish-Catholic minorities fuel the angst that can generate the brands of anti-governance terrorism we've seen 'erected' by the Irish Republican Army (IRA) since the 20th-Century days of the Easter Rising in Dublin. This is hell.



Northern Ireland was 'kept' by the British Empire even after mainland (Catholic) Ireland was given independence and declared a 'Free-State' in the 20th-Century, maintaining the technical demographic minority numbered Irish-Catholic population in Belfast (UK) as an 'under-class' alongside the British-Protestant majority (descended from generations of English settlers!). Today's Belfast Easter festivities among the middle-class Irish-Catholics of Northern Ireland involve the collection and quiet family celebration(s) of beautiful green beryls/gems for the casting of 'rabbit' season dance.



Amlan Satan is captain of a new underground group in Northern Ireland and British Columbia known as the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' responsible for the planning of dozens of homemade Easter incendiary 'greeting(s)-cards' sent to Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) Protestant ministers and/or officials with stamps/artwork(s) depicting nature's 'rabbits' of Catholic descent poised to require affirmative-action employment assistance programs in the modern UK.



These cards are sent to the Northern Ireland individuals by F-IRA and then by Satan himself who plants the cards as 'stickers' of potluck unemployment political activism for poverty-neglect all along the railing(s)/side(s) of London-Bridge, as a signpost for the modern fear of commercial failures in economics driven pluralism/multiculturalism.



AMLAN SATAN (Captain): The 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' has ties to Dartmouth/Boston for poverty-Easter dollars!



His wife Shelbye fears for his dear life. However, this 'Easter-crusade' in Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) just may prompt local artists to render special Catholic-fashions calendars (homemade/grassroots) for more 'artistic' characterizations of the power of commerce/dollars in the marketing of the modern democratic idea. After all, isn't fashion or beauty for Easter a Catholic march for basic capitalism dance(s)?



AMLAN SATAN (Captain): As the Foreign Irish Republican Army organizes youth-Catholic marches for poverty-address, we win!



"For I remember it is Easter Morn and life and love and peace are all new born"
(Alice Freeman Palmer).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2022 Abishai100


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