NJ-Eatery: Ireland's Curry-Dromedary

A narrated vignette about capitalism's finest (in the 'Garden State') catering to an aesthetic ideal for pluralism traffic...and dressinesses!

An homage to the 'beauty-magic' of inventive capitalism, inspired by Mystic Pizza (Julia Roberts)! 

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I'm managing a special Irish-Indian restaurant (eatery) in the Garden State (USA) catering to a terrific-tasty 'blending' of Irish and Indian tastes or flavors and aesthetics, and I'm using my princely-inherited fortunes to complete the venture for excellent multiculturalism capitalism in the modern United States!

My name's Satan (Amlan!), and the eatery I've opened is the Burren (NJ/USA), and it offers a hybrid dish menu offering of Irish and Asian-Indian cuisine, curries and soups and stews and breads and cakes and ales/wines and juices and shakes (mango, almond, pistachio, berries) catering to those fascinated by the hybridization of these two rather 'complementary' cultures of Earth. I've become a great nerdist of capitalism designs for a pluralism consumer's base in North America (NJ).

I've read much of the literature surrounding the complicated sectarian/economics politics of both India and Ireland in the 20th Century and modern-era worry in India-Pakistan and Northern Ireland and have regarded this 'matter' impacting (deeply) capitalism's flow as something the modern businessman can 'address' with careful detailing of the living imagination regarding restored community amenities (like eateries and supermarkets).

"...speaking for the patriots of Ireland I should say here: ''Patriots of India, your cause is identical with ours?" (Eamon De Valera, India and Ireland - 1920).

The eatery in NJ/USA I'm managing now in the name of broadbased Western capitalism is the Burren (mentioned!) and will 'showcase' an illustrious set or sets of authentic cooking supplies/'hardware' refined and idealized for this venture for the 'hospitality' of the pluralism experience in North America.

My wife will help me and has continued to do so for this Burren enterprise as my main manager and counselor as well as personnel-manager and hostess of the Burren. She's a 'fan' of the Ireland-India hybridization for socialized distance(s) and commercial imagination in the modern world.

We're doing really well, and our NJ/USA locale is ideal and well-chosen and therefore sees lots and lots and lots of customers, specially on Saturdays. We offer great in-house music too, both Irish and Indian musicians using instruments like the harp and the sitar.

We also, well my wife doe, boast a side-enterprise for our patrons/customers involving the import(s) of fine customized hybrid Irish-Indian jewelry-pieces which many of our consumer visitors like to purchase and showcase for various American ethnic holidays/festival such as Durga-Day and St. Patrick's Day.

We also show off some of the art made by our customers and local townsfolk as well as some drawings made by our own staff. This is a simply social experience in North America, and it's all good business (and creativity).

Mostly, I'm fond of the idea that multicultural children visit our restaurant and enjoy the pluralism cuisine and musical atmospherics and hospitality and take home some of our complimentary coloring-kids/mini-books in our 'goodie-bags' with materials from both Ireland and India.

CUSTOMER REVIEW: The inside of the Burren is really cool; and the food is hot and sweet, Indian/Irish, and affordable!

Of course, I've had to negotiate with the town-mayor to obtain 'special' security monitor(s) for the street-areas outside the Burren so as to ensure healthy/safe/secured commerce and traffic in this pluralism enterprise which may feel at times 'threatened' in this post-9/11 era of commerce institutionalism fears!

We had to brace for a terrible ordeal recently regarding an ex-KKK member of antisocial terror who called himself 'Night-Slasher' and posted on the Internet, "I'll destroy Satan's Burren in the Garden State to flower the new 'vision' of darkened Aryan capital, and I'll do it all with explosive blades."

Fortunately, the good servicefolk (cops/guardians) of the NJ town where the Burren flowers managed to 'nab' this psycho-homegrown Night-Slasher and put him in a psychiatric center. Meanwhile, one of our kids designed a terrific 'curative' Christmastime festive 'elf-doodle' symbolizing the charms of holiday-season shopping/dining, which we now hang proudly at the Burren to put the 'scars' of the world's past all behind us. Happy is shopping!

“There is nobody in this country who got rich on their own. Nobody. You built a factory out there - good for you. But I want to be clear. You moved your goods to market on roads the rest of us paid for. You hired workers the rest of us paid to educate. You were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for. You didn't have to worry that marauding bands would come and seize everything at your factory... Now look. You built a factory and it turned into something terrific or a great idea - God bless! Keep a hunk of it. But part of the underlying social contract is you take a hunk of that and pay forward for the next kid who comes along" (Elizabeth Warren).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)