Xeno-Toy Critters: Acid-Saturday

Two SEALs heroes rescue-the-day at a US-mall when mini demonically possessed charging Xeno-alien mecha-toys storm the building with 'acid' diction.

Signing off (finally!) with this second fun nod to Gremlins. Enjoy, 

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A special mall toystore in the United States boasted a new 'legion' of Xenomorph robot-alien sci-fi horror-fantasy model toys which were supposed to be a terrific 'blast-smash' for Christmastime shopping, but no one expected what really happened that holiday-shopping season day (Saturday) --- pure madness in the mall.

The critter-alien toys, robotic/mechanical in design, came to life eerily, perhaps by some 'demon presence' and gained the living dynamic(s)-motion ability to scurry around with great speed and fury, and despite the mini-size, they suddenly/now spewed a very violent/dangerous corrosive acid, which these hellions did liberally and marked the mall with a path of darkness and jagged edge floors devastation, terrifying every Christmas shopper!

Fortunately, two former Navy SEALs, Cody and Amlan Satan (brothers!) were at the mall on the Christmas season day these hellions of demonic possession were free to scurry around with no limit(s). These two SEALs heroes, the Satan twins, made quick on-the-fly 'acid-guns' using NaOH and water and salt and a hotplate in the mall bathroom after obtaining the ingredients from the mall pharmacy and loaded toy water-guns with the acid after inserting a thin glass tube (from the hardware store!) into the toy guns.

The Satan twins then used their handy-dandy 'acid-guns' to attack and track and pursue these furious Xeno-alien robot-toy hellions, demonically possessed, and made short-order of the terror-mongers and simply burnt them to eroded parts with their own acid-machination! The Satan twins were hailed as the 'saviors' of Christmas shopping, and BBC reported, "We thought American men were only part of high-school tomfoolery but obviously we'd been mistaken."

One of the hero-brothers met a gorgeous shop-clerk that day at the mall following their harrowing adventure(s) named Shelbye and fell in love and got married. One thing Shelbye jokingly told the Satan was, "Let's not buy any of those alien-toys for Christmas (for our future kids!)."

MALL-MAGAZINE: The Satans of the American Navy effectively/triumphantly created a 'neon-defense web' against hellions.

"Never underestimate the antics and/or heroics of resourceful Americans who're simply 'heroes' of the day!" (The Post)

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)